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1m7s
We didn't... They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What the fuck are you talking about? The poor woman, that poor slut kidnapped herself. Come on, Dude. You said so yourself. Man, I said I thought she kidnapped herself. You're the one who's so fucking certain. That's right, Dude. 100% certain. They posted the next round for the tournament. Donny, shut the fuck... When do we play? This Saturday. Quintana and... Saturday? Well, they'll have to reschedule. Walter, what am I gonna tell Lebowski? I told that fuck down at the league office. V\Iho's in charge of scheduling? Walter! Burkhalter. I told that kraut a fucking thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos! Walter! They already posted it. Well, they can fucking un-post it! Who gives a shit? They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski? Come on, Dude. Eventually she'll get tired of her little game and, you know, wander on back. How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter? I'm shomer shabbos. What's that, Walter? Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski? Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! Sheesh. Shomer shabbos!
The Big Lebowski
38.7s
Whose toe was it, Walter? How the fuck should I know? I do know that nothing about it indicates... The nail polish, Walter. Fine, Dude. As if it's impossible to get some nail polish, apply it to someone else's toe... Someone else... Pinking shears. Where the fuck are they gonna get... You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Believe me, there are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Yeah, but, Walter... Hell, I could get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon with nail polish. These fucking amateurs. Walter... They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ! Walter... The point is... They're gonna kill her, Walter, and then they're gonna kill me. Dude, that's...
The Big Lebowski
21.3s
It was discovered last night in Van Nuys lodged against an abutment. Oh, man. Lodged where? You're lucky she didn't get chopped, Mr. Lebowski. Oh,man! Must've been a joyride situation. They abandoned the vehicle once they hit the retaining wall. Oh, my fucking briefcase, man! It's not here! Shit! Yeah, I saw that on the report. Sorry. You gotta get in on the other side.
The Big Lebowski
1m24s
My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off. Leads! Now, that is just ridiculous, Dude. No one's going to cut your dick off. Thank you, Walter. Not if I have anything to say about it. Thank you, Walter. That makes me feel very secure. Dude? That makes me feel very warm inside, man. Dude? This whole fucking thing. I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug. But no, man, I got a, you know... Yeah. Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis. They were Nazis, Dude? Oh, come on, Donny. They were threatening castration! Uh-huh. Are we gonna split hairs here? No. Am I wrong? Well, he didn't... Man, they were nihilists, man. They kept saying they believed in nothing. Nihilists. Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, Dude. At least it's an ethos. Yeah. And, also, let's not forget... Let's not forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for, you know, domestic... Within the city... That ain't legal, either. What are you, a fucking park ranger now? No! I'm just trying to... Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot? e are sympathmng here, Dude. Fuck sympathy. I don't need your fucking sympathy, man. I need my fucking johnson.
The Big Lebowski
39.7s
That's just the stress talking, man. Now, so far we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes. What about the toe? Forget about the fucking toe! Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant. Oh, please! Dear, for your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Come on. Walter, this is not a First Amendment thing, man. Sir, if you don't calm down, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I can enjoy this family restaurant! All right, I'm out of here. Hey, Dude, don't go away, man. Come on. This affects all of us, man! It's our basic freedoms!
The Big Lebowski