"lf you will it, it is no dream." Fucking 20 minutes late, man. What the fuck is that? Theodore Herzl. Huh? State of Israel. If you will it, Dude, it is no dream. What the fuck are you talking about, man? The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier? Huh? Oh! Cynthia's dog. Think it's a Pomeranian. Can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii. You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling? What do you mean, brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude. Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it? First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. Secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out. Walter... Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! Huh? I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line. That's a foul. Bullshit. Mark it eight, Dude. Excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame. Bullshit, Walter. Mark it eight, Dude. Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. Hey, Walter, come on. Hey, man, it's Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little, you know. It's just a game, man. This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round robin. - Am I wrong? - Yeah, but I wasn't... Am I wrong? Yeah, but I wasn't over. Give me the marker, Dude. I'm marking an eight. Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain. Walter, man. You mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain. I'm not... A world of pain. Look,Dude, this is your partner. Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero! They're calling the cops, man. Put the piece away. Mark it zero! DUDE: Walter, put the piece away. Walter. You think I'm fucking around here? Mark it zero!
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I'm slamming them tonight!
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Excuse me. Yeah?
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Mr. Lebowski, this is Brandt at...
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I'll suck your cock for $1,000. Wonderful woman. We're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay $100. That's marvelous. I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
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What? A dick, man. And let me tell you something, I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody. Fabulous stuff, man. I'm not... Fuck it, man. Just stay away from my fucking lady friend. Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady. She's not my special lady. She's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man! Hey, man. I'm not... Who are you working for? Lebowski? Jackie Treehorn?
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And there were six other guys.
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Well, that about does her. Wraps her all up.
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Dude. Hey, Marty. Dude, I finally got... I got the venue I wanted.
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I guess that's the way the whole darned human comedy keeps perpetuating itself down through the generations. Westward the wagons, across the sands of time until we... Oh, look at me. I'm rambling again.
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Well, enjoy. And perhaps we'll see you again sometime, Dude. Yeah, sure. If I'm in the neighborhood, you know, and I need to use the john.
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Now, what happened to your face? Did Jackie Treehorn do that as well? No, it was the chief of police of Malibu, a real reactionary. So, your father...
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Mr. Lebowski, this is Mel Zelnicker of the Southern Cal Bowling League. I just got an informal report that a member of your team, a Walter Sobchak, drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's bylaws and also article 27 of the league...
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That's $180.
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There 's a thousand pretty women waiting out there And they're all livin' devil may care And I'm just the devil with love to spare So viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Oh, Jesus!
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I'm performing my dance quintet, you know, my cycle, at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theater on Tuesday night. And, well, I'd love it if you came and gave me notes.
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Kid just wanted a car.
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All right. It's fucking zero. You happy, you crazy fuck? It's a league game, Smokey.