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Brick was lost at sea - about a year ago. - Oh. Thought he saw a bird and he swam out to pet it. He never came back. We all loved Brick, even though he never had a phone number, or address or Social Security number. In six years of working at the station, he never cashed a paycheck. That sweet Brick. He was a sensitive man, though. He told me he wanted to donate his organs to science before he died, so he could see where they ended up.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Okay. All right. All right. You get back here! Oh! Don't be weird! So, anyway, Harken sat me down, he said, "Champ, you're a dangerous alcoholic, a racist, "and I don't think you know a lick about sports." And I said, "Ed, you dirty Polack, "it's 10:00 in the morning. "Let's go have some drinks and go to a baseball game "where the Mexicans hit some touchdowns." Then he fires me! Fortunately, on the way out the door, I fake a work injury. With the settlement, I bought this place. Well, I'm glad to see you landed on your feet, Champ.
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Is there a problem? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No problem. Well, you're making a face like you got a problem. Um, I'm sorry that I'm making that face. I don't mean to make a face that seems like I have a problem. I don't like that face! You need to change it, and change it quick. Stop making that face. Is this face better? Oh, I don't like... Oh, that new face is driving me crazy! Change it, now! You're getting him mad. I only have so many faces.
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So why are you guys here, anyway? Well, Brian, we're getting the news team back together again. Really? And, of course, we want to know if you'll join us. Jeez, I don't know. I kind of got the world by the tail here. I... I don't know if I can. Christ, I get it. I mean, you're the Quincy Jones of cat photographers. Why would you leave all this? Hey, Brian, I don't know if you heard, but New York has all-nude strip clubs.
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He's not gone. I feel that I just saw him yesterday. You were probably talking to yourself in a mirror. When I got the news... I didn't even know how to make sense out of it! None of us understand! Why? Why? Why did you take him from us? You're clearly standing in front of us, Brick. God damn you! Brick! Brick is dead! No, Brick's alive. Brick is dead! Look at him! He's not dead. He's not dead, Brick. You're not dead. You're Brick! Brick, it's you! He's dead! No! You are Brick! Touch yourself. - I am Brick? - Yes! - I'm alive? - Yes! Of course. Of course you are. Oh, for heaven's sake. You kind of want to slug him. You want to slug him.
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Hey, Brian. Champ! How you doing? Hey! Wow. This is a... Cool it! Oh, I can't believe... Oh, wow. It's great to see you! Welcome. Welcome to my doj'. This place is spectacular! It's amazing. A bit chaotic today. We got the Cat Fancy cover coming out. You know how that can be. Ooh. I've been living in a tent for the last two years. Oh, yeah, this is not that. We got a sauna in the kitchen. A lot of people think that's weird, but I keep wine in it. I'm not a wine guy, but I know you got to keep it hot. Oh, and check this out. This... This was fun. - We shot this over two weeks in Prague. - Wow. You know what they call cats? Chicken of the rail yard. No. What? Don't indulge him. - Yeah. - There's a lot of meat. But I love it. And what's so great about it is it's so damn true. I hate Mondays! I'm not a Monday guy. Ron hates Mondays. Hell, I'm not crazy about them, either. I also don't like Tuesdays, Wednesdays or Thursdays.
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I don't know, Ron. You sure about this place? Guys, I know it's a bit of a mess, but trust me, everything will be ready for the launch tomorrow. And we've culled the whole country for the best newsmen. There's Curtis Knightfish from Houston. Oh, Curtis Knightfish. They don't get any better than that. And there's Diane Yahwea from Carson City. Diane Yahwea. You know what they call her, right? "All the Way Yahwea." She's my aunt. And the best in the biz. Jack Lime, out of Chicago. Rumor is Allenby is giving him one mil a year. That's crazy. Who's worth that kind of money?
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