Okay. All right. All right. You get back here! Oh! Don't be weird! So, anyway, Harken sat me down, he said, "Champ, you're a dangerous alcoholic, a racist, "and I don't think you know a lick about sports." And I said, "Ed, you dirty Polack, "it's 10:00 in the morning. "Let's go have some drinks and go to a baseball game "where the Mexicans hit some touchdowns." Then he fires me! Fortunately, on the way out the door, I fake a work injury. With the settlement, I bought this place. Well, I'm glad to see you landed on your feet, Champ.
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Was that a bat? Chicken of the cave. What brings you here, Ron? My friend, we've got a job. In New York City. Whammy! I'm in! You've got yourself a sportscaster. Oh, great. Denny!
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Do you remember our Easter trip to San Francisco? We got so drunk, we put Brick in a refrigerator box and threw him off the Golden Gate Bridge.
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Oh, Lord, I was in a six-month coma. And they say from the neurological damage, there's no way I live past 55!
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It was a baby tree! Brick, how could we remember? It's your dream. I don't know. It's all the same thing.
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It's an interesting dream, but we're telling stories involving the entire news team from the past.
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Or how about the time when I was born and I came out of the vagina?
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I was screaming, "Here I come! Oh! Here I come, Mom!"
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Aw, baby.
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Oh. Oh, come on! - Brick was a great man. - Really? And I will miss him so much. And I will not rest until I find his killer. What? His killer? It is hard for me to believe that he is gone.
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He'll long be remembered and he'll be sorely missed.
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Brick was lost at sea - about a year ago. - Oh. Thought he saw a bird and he swam out to pet it. He never came back. We all loved Brick, even though he never had a phone number, or address or Social Security number. In six years of working at the station, he never cashed a paycheck. That sweet Brick. He was a sensitive man, though. He told me he wanted to donate his organs to science before he died, so he could see where they ended up.
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Dead.
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The question still remains... Where's Brick Tamland? Oh. You guys didn't hear? No, what happened? Brick's...
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So why are you guys here, anyway? Well, Brian, we're getting the news team back together again. Really? And, of course, we want to know if you'll join us. Jeez, I don't know. I kind of got the world by the tail here. I... I don't know if I can. Christ, I get it. I mean, you're the Quincy Jones of cat photographers. Why would you leave all this? Hey, Brian, I don't know if you heard, but New York has all-nude strip clubs.
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Hey, Brian. Champ! How you doing? Hey! Wow. This is a... Cool it! Oh, I can't believe... Oh, wow. It's great to see you! Welcome. Welcome to my doj'. This place is spectacular! It's amazing. A bit chaotic today. We got the Cat Fancy cover coming out. You know how that can be. Ooh. I've been living in a tent for the last two years. Oh, yeah, this is not that. We got a sauna in the kitchen. A lot of people think that's weird, but I keep wine in it. I'm not a wine guy, but I know you got to keep it hot. Oh, and check this out. This... This was fun. - We shot this over two weeks in Prague. - Wow. You know what they call cats? Chicken of the rail yard. No. What? Don't indulge him. - Yeah. - There's a lot of meat. But I love it. And what's so great about it is it's so damn true. I hate Mondays! I'm not a Monday guy. Ron hates Mondays. Hell, I'm not crazy about them, either. I also don't like Tuesdays, Wednesdays or Thursdays.