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"The Rigid Ghost." Mmm. Ah, it's the best damn rubber on the market. Hah, I got four of my seven illegitimate children using this condom. Uh, but, Brian, isn't that the whole point of wearing a condom? To not impregnate the woman? Well, you know the old expression. "Nope."
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Mmm. These are first-rate flapjacks. I'm telling you, suicide makes you hungry, I don't care what anyone says. My name is Freddie Shapp, and I'm a producer of a new kind of news. We're starting a 24-hour news channel. First of its kind! GNN. The Global News Network.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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We're about to make network news history. Veronica. Yes? You're going to be the first female full-time network news anchor. Oh, my goodness! Oh! I knew it. And you, Mr. Burgundy... I'm going to be the first lactose intolerant anchor. Mr. Burgundy. Yes? You're fired. Come again? Fired.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Hello, and welcome to the 3:10 Dolphin Show at SeaWorld. Sponsored by British Petroleum. B.P. Oil, nature's best friend. And now, here's your host, Ron Burgundy. Good afternoon, everyone. And welcome to world-famous SeaWorld, here in San Diago, California. Here's a fun fact, dolphins aren't fish. They're mammals.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues