Oh, tell me I can handle this. You can handle this.
The Devil's Advocate
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You think you're tough enough to run this firm? Ha! Remember the Weaver Commission investigation? Tell your mentor... the next time Weaver calls me, maybe I'll just... pick up the phone.
The Devil's Advocate
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Excuse me.
The Devil's Advocate
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For God's sake, man...
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Mr. Merto?
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You're here to defend me. Know what I think? Why not put you on the stand? You can jerk off for the judge. - You know she's lying. - Get the hell away from me.
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- Say something nice. - Something nice.
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That's a veal roast, Your Honor. USDA approved and stamped. Men kill animals and eat their flesh. Philippe Moyez killed a goat. He killed a goat. And he did it at home... in a manner consistent with his religious beliefs. Now, Mr. Merto may find that bizarre. It's certainly not a religious practice performed by everyone. It's not as common as, say... circumcision. It's not as common as the belief that... wine transforms into blood. Some people handle poisonous snakes to prove their faith. Some people walk on fire. Philippe Moyez killed a goat. And he did it... while observing his constitutionally protected... religious beliefs. Your Honor, this case is not about keeping goats... or transporting goats or goat licensing. The city was less concerned with the care of the animals... than the manner with which they were slaughtered. Objection! Okay. Enough, enough. I got it. Let's wrap it up. Your Honor... the city timed this police action to catch my client... exercising his constitutionally protected right to religious freedom. This is a law protecting kosher butchering. Exactly, Your Honor. I'd like to move at this time for a verdict of dismissal. I happen to know a little bit about kashruth law, Mr. Lomax. I'm aware of that, Your Honor. That's why I feel confident in requesting a dismissal.
The Devil's Advocate
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He's going to change tempo, attitude, tone of voice. He's going to come out with questions you never thought of just to screw you up. So, what do we do?
The Devil's Advocate
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God, how do you handle it? Take a look around, honey. Look, you've got three choices. The Holy Trinity: You can work... you can play... or you can breed.
The Devil's Advocate
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There's a chicken, plays tic-tac-toe... never loses. He's famous.
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1.9s
Okay.
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Do it. See what happens. Right now, here, you want me to pull my hair back? - Is that so terrible? - Ha, ha. I'd love to do it, but if I did... everyone in this room who's pretending not to be watching us... would naturally assume we were fucking or something.
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Only way I travel.
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- Thanks. - Thank you, sir.
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It's about your hair, that's why I ask. No, go ahead. - I mean, you don't like it? - No. I like it fine. It's beautiful. It's just...
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You know what I see?
The Devil's Advocate
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It doesn't belong to you. You're too alive for a perm. It's not you.
