Kid, if you think this little speech is gonna win me over... [sighs] Honestly...
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Goodbye, Sean.
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[grunting]
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Are you here for work? No, I'm-- I'm here to see my ex. [instructor] Now swap. Sorry... [pants] ...TMI. Don't worry about it. Just take it out on the bag. - That's what I do. [grunting] - [chuckles] - How old is your daughter? - [grunts] Seventeen. - [grunts] - [gasps] Oh, my God. [gasps] - [chuckles] I am so sorry... - [chuckles] Mmm. ...about that again. Ah, how's it feeling? Mmm, it's, um-- - No, it's fine. It's a story. - [chuckles] I got beat up by a physical therapist at the gym. [chuckles] God. You have a mean right hook, by the way. Oh, thanks. - Gosh. - Mmm. [smacks lips] Okay. So, where were we? - Three kids... - Mmm. Three kids. Yeah. Yeah. Just when I thought I was sending one off to college, um, along came Max. Adorable. Adorable...
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[sighs] Look, can you just-- Can you talk to Mom and ask her to, like, lay off of me? Because I'm a grown woman. [mother] I heard that, Nina. I'll talk to her. But seriously, Beans-- - No, don't call me that. - No. What happened to journalism at Stanford? - Wasn't that the dream? - Journalism is dead, Dad. [mother scoffs] Yeah, right. Is that something that Trevor said, or-- - [scoffs] Yeah, really. - He shouldn't say that. - [Nina] Really? I'm brainwashed. - He shouldn't be putting ideas in your head, you know? My God. Honey, I am so glad it's not just me. Oh, my gosh. - All right, Maxie. - Okay. I'm gonna put him to bed. And then? - Are we still doing this? - Oh, we're doing it. Awesome.
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- In Buffalo? - [chuckles] Oh, my God. I'm sorry. - I didn't mean to... [smacks lips] - No. - ...say it like that. [sighs] - That's true. I mean, when we met, I wanted to travel. I wanted to see the world. [inhales deeply] But Dan's-- He's just a total homebody, you know? He's so focused on the family, and I do, I love that about him. He's amazing. I just wish our lives were... bigger, you know? Just... - [sighs] - I get it. - I'm sorry. Talk about TMI. - [phone chimes] [chuckles] No, I've-- I've got to catch a flight, - as always. - Oh. But, listen. If you ever do convince your husband to travel, I promise you, I'm better at my job than I am at kickboxing.
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What? [sighs] I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes I guess I just feel like I'm a little... [inhales deeply] I don't know, trapped? I know that sounds so awful. Hmm. It's just that, um, Dan, my hu-- my husband, I mean, he's an amazing-- he's an amazing dad, you know? I guess, uh, he's just so content being here.
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- [PA jingle plays] - [announcer] Great news. - Today's Half-Price Wednesday... - [Dan] You're about to go to size 4S, huh? Are you so big now, huh? How big is Maxie?
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So big. Look at the big muscles.
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["Dirty" playing] [grunts]
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- Thank you. - Thank you.
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Uh, you know what? Actually, I-- I gotta... [sighs] ...stop and check something at work real quick.
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["Only Time" playing]
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[in Swedish]
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[babbling]
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[groans] [gasps] Oh, my God. - Jesus. - Oh, my God. [babbles, laughs] - [Jess] Where are we? - [Dan] Iowa. - [Jess] Iowa? - [Dan] Yeah. Wait. Did you drive all night? Well, what can I say? I was so damn excited... [inhales sharply] ...I couldn't sleep. I mean, I kept getting second winds. More like fifth winds. - And then, before you know it, bam. - God. We're in Iowa City. That's not a real cow, honey. - Okay? - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Did you just say we're in Iowa City? - Oh, my God. - [Dan] Yes, honey. That means we're like-- we're literally, like, half an inch from SIU. - We can-- We can stop and-- - [groans] We are not gonna stop and see Trevor, okay? - Mmm. - [Nina] Actually, I meant that I wanted to see campus, but whatever. Oh. Right. 'Cause you're really interested in seeing the facilities. - Yeah. Actually, I am. - Are you serious? Are we gonna argue about this? About you following a boy to college? - I'm not following a boy to col-- - Guys. [Jess] You're gonna go for three months-- - Guys. - It's the college that I want to go to. Obviously, I would want to go see the campus. - [Jess] Why do you wanna go? - [Nina] We're so far from home. This place is gorgeous. How could you not want me to come here? [scoffs, chuckles] I cannot believe that you are encouraging this. Look, it wouldn't hurt for us to be off the road for a bit. Besides, I mean, maybe if we want her to listen to us, we gotta start listening to her more. - Let her look around. It's safe, nice. - Mmm. And besides, it'll-- it'll give us a chance to talk. [marching band playing music]
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Ah! This takes me back. - It's like a toxic masculinity convention. - [groans] It's called school spirit, Nina. Yeah, okay. You're not the one who's gonna get flipped over in a porta-potty. [chuckles] Well, it's pretty festive. Do you like it? - Yeah. It's cool. - Yes.