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[breathes heavily] All right, come on.

The Family Plan

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[panting]

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Me, my wife, and three kids. Three? How did that happen? Do I really need to explain the birds and the bees right now, Augie, or can we talk business?

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- [chuckles] - [Kyle] Traitor.

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[sighs] Hey, guys. Just, uh, ha-- hang in there for a minute. [Jess] Dan?

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[students cheering]

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Okay, he's stopped. He's right ahead of us. [tools whirring]

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Dan, what the hell? Oh, well, we're driving 2,000 miles. We've gotta change the oil, check the coolant, pop a little extra air in the tires. I'd hate to be halfway across the desert and wish we'd checked that coolant, right? Can we not be in the car for it?

The Family Plan

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All right. If you guys just give me a second, I'll be right there.

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- [thuds] - [gasps] [Max chuckles] - What was that? - Hey, honey. Just a little bit of a pothole there.

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[stammers] You know about that? Yeah. Dude, that was badass. - Um... - Can I get a picture? - Um, uh, sure. - [chuckles] Jess... [sighs] ...I don't know how to tell you this, but when we get to Vegas, we're not coming home. [inhales deeply] The truth is, I haven't been completely hon-- [inhales shakily] The truth is, when we met-- - [toilet flushes] - Before I met-- All right, here we go. We've got rooms 152 and 153. Oh, can I get, uh, four of those disposable cameras too, please? Yeah.

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Where are we even going? [mother] Vegas? - We're going to Las Vegas today? - Well, you said you wanted... - Now? - ...to be more spontaneous. I heard you. And Jorge said I could take a few days off. - Is Jorge the one that does... - [Kyle grunting] - ...hydromassages on Tuesdays? - No, Mrs. Kessler. Jorge is Dan's boss. Is Dan giving me a hydromassage? No, Mrs. Kessler. There's no massages today. No. The kids have a long weekend, and they're pumped. Right, guys? Guys, tell your mom how pumped you are for this trip.

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One, two, three! Road trip!

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We're gonna go find your dad.

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Call in everybody. The Swedes, Gunther, Spiros. - I want 'em found. - Well, there's no hits on their cards. Must be using cash. I've been tracking their socials, but nothing so far. Must have turned their phones off. Hey, his kid's a gamer called Kyllboi. He's pretty good.

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- Do I know you? - [stammers] I don't think so. Well, yeah. I've seen you on Twitch. You're the guy who took down Synapse live on his own stream! You're Kyllboi. Right?

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Look at you. You're in withdrawal. Can you really not go, like, one day without blowing people's brains out? I have a brand to manage. A desensitized cog in the violence-obsessed capitalist machine is a brand? Oh, good. Trevor's here. [stammers] Do you even remember what your own personality is like? No.

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[tracker] He should be here.

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[breathes heavily] All right, come on.

[panting]

Me, my wife, and three kids. Three? How did that happen? Do I really need to explain the birds and the bees right now, Augie, or can we talk business?

- [chuckles] - [Kyle] Traitor.

[sighs] Hey, guys. Just, uh, ha-- hang in there for a minute. [Jess] Dan?

[students cheering]

Okay, he's stopped. He's right ahead of us. [tools whirring]

Dan, what the hell? Oh, well, we're driving 2,000 miles. We've gotta change the oil, check the coolant, pop a little extra air in the tires. I'd hate to be halfway across the desert and wish we'd checked that coolant, right? Can we not be in the car for it?

All right. If you guys just give me a second, I'll be right there.

- [thuds] - [gasps] [Max chuckles] - What was that? - Hey, honey. Just a little bit of a pothole there.

One, two, three! Road trip!

We're gonna go find your dad.

Call in everybody. The Swedes, Gunther, Spiros. - I want 'em found. - Well, there's no hits on their cards. Must be using cash. I've been tracking their socials, but nothing so far. Must have turned their phones off. Hey, his kid's a gamer called Kyllboi. He's pretty good.

- Do I know you? - [stammers] I don't think so. Well, yeah. I've seen you on Twitch. You're the guy who took down Synapse live on his own stream! You're Kyllboi. Right?

[tracker] He should be here.