Hey, Maxie. - First road trip. - Yeah. [chuckles] Max, you excited? Five hours on a plane, or 33 hours in a car? I choose 33 hours. - [babbles] - [Jess] Da!
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- Shit. - [Dan] Are you Samir? - Yeah. - I'm Kyle's dad. Is he here?
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- [Jess] Whoa. Jesus. - Oh, my God. Jesus. Dad. - Easy there, lead-foot. - Sorry about that. Think a squirrel or something jumped out in front of me. [babbles] [tires squealing] Oh, my God. - Where on earth are you taking us? - What? Oh, no. This is a shortcut, honey. You never take it?
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Shit.
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How good is Mom? [both] ♪ ...yo, I'll solve it ♪ ♪ Check out the hook While the DJ revolves it ♪ ♪ Ice, ice, baby ♪
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Is that-- Is that, like, genuine concern for my feelings? - No. God, no. Gross. - [laughs]
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[in Swedish]
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- Is that Hal? - [Dan] Yeah. He's got a new mustache. - You work with that guy? - [Dan] It will just be a second.
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Max, did you see that? That guy was flying. - [pants] - [chuckling]
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Uh, you know what? Actually, I-- I gotta... [sighs] ...stop and check something at work real quick.
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[gasps] [giggling] - [Jess shouting] - [Nina] No, no, no. Dad. - No way you just did that. What? - Oh, my God, Dad. I've just freed our family from the shackles of technology - with a flick of my wrist. Just like that. - [Kyle] Stop the car. And trust me, it's gonna bring us all closer together. Just you wait. You've lost your mind. - [Jess] Oh, my God. - Whatever. I'll just buy myself a new one.
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Ah! This takes me back. - It's like a toxic masculinity convention. - [groans] It's called school spirit, Nina. Yeah, okay. You're not the one who's gonna get flipped over in a porta-potty. [chuckles] Well, it's pretty festive. Do you like it? - Yeah. It's cool. - Yes.
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Okay. You wanna find out what college life is really about?
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Honey, you remembered my boots! - Yeah. - Baby! I can't believe that.
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Watch out!
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I really do.
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But we gotta go now. [stammers] Before the traffic gets bad. And Mrs. Kessler, I'm so sorry. You keep working on those deltoids, okay? - Thanks, Jorge. - What about our stuff? - I mean, I need to pack, the baby. It's-- - Oh, no, no, no. I got all the basics packed already. Yeah. When we get there, we're gonna use the money that we saved on flights to go all Pretty Woman - in those fancy hotel boutiques... - [sighs] - ...that smell like leather and patchouli. - Stop. And guess who's got no budget? You get whatever you want. [exhales heavily] [sighs deeply] Okay. Oh, this is totally crazy. - Dan, this is crazy. - I know. It's crazy. - Oh, my God. - We're gonna get crazy. We're going to Vegas!