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- Should I go? - Oh, no. You can stay. But given you're trying to look like you're not in college, maybe try losing the hoodie? [mutters indistinctly] Look, I'll pay you a half a million in cash. And you get Doris a condo in one of those retirement places. You know, the ones with the golf carts, the wine and cheese happy hour, mah-jongg at six o'clock? Leave my mom out of this. - Oh, she'll love it. - I can sell you out for twice that. Well, you haven't in 18 years. - Meet me in Vegas in three days. - [sighs, clicks tongue] I'll give you a time and a place once I'm on the road. Vegas? Why Vegas? I can't tell my wife I'm taking her on vacation to Tempe, Arizona. - Vegas, I can sell. - You haven't told them? Are you mental? What, do you think it's that easy? What am I meant to do? Sit them down and tell them the whole story over French toast? Oh, hey, kids. You know what? Pass the maple syrup. By the way, your dad was a government assassin. I'll tell them when I'm on the road and safe. Three days, Augie.
The Family Plan
38.2s
- Whoo! Yes! - Oh, so pumped. Dan, we can't just up and go to Vegas. I mean-- And why Vegas? I know it's not Europe, but there's a Venice and an Eiffel Tower. You know what? I bet you we can get last-minute Adele tickets. - You love Adele. - [sighs deeply] You love Adele. Of course I love Adele. Who doesn't love Adele? - I love Adele. - Everybody loves Adele. She's got the voice of a freaking angel. Come on, Jess. What is holding us back? Who are you? I mean, I don't even recognize you. [chuckles] Well, you're gonna love him. He's crazy in bed. - Oh. Oh. - [gasps] Ooh. Are you sure it's not Tuesday? You deserve a break. And I think this could be really good for us as a family. And we're driving there? Well, nothing brings a family together like a road trip.
The Family Plan
23.4s
Where are we even going? [mother] Vegas? - We're going to Las Vegas today? - Well, you said you wanted... - Now? - ...to be more spontaneous. I heard you. And Jorge said I could take a few days off. - Is Jorge the one that does... - [Kyle grunting] - ...hydromassages on Tuesdays? - No, Mrs. Kessler. Jorge is Dan's boss. Is Dan giving me a hydromassage? No, Mrs. Kessler. There's no massages today. No. The kids have a long weekend, and they're pumped. Right, guys? Guys, tell your mom how pumped you are for this trip.
The Family Plan