(CHUCKLES) That went well. Thanks to you, Captain Big Mouth. AUNT ALICE: Wade? Wade? Where the hell are my gloves? Shit. I gotta go.
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I zeroed out 'cause of your broke-ass gloves. Who told you to use them? You took hers.
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That's better. I'll wave to you from the finish line, McFly.
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There you go. Good as new. Thanks for the fix-up, my man.
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Who is this Parzival, and how the hell is he winning? Well, here's a better question. Who cares? Halliday's contest is vitally important. I mean, it's nothing less than a war for control of the future. But this Parzival? He's not even clanned up. He's alone. We have an army. EXECUTIVE: And yet, he's got the first key. Yeah, he has a key, but you have to get three of 'em to win the contest. Our stock dove 6% yesterday. Loyalty division is reporting profits of 28%. F'Nale. We're opening five new loyalty centers this month. Debt Services dwarfs Hardware. Now, you really wanna talk to me about stock prices? The shareholders won't be happy. It's not our job to make them happy. It's our job to make them money, but once we launch this little baby, they're gonna flip. We call this Pure O2. This is the first of our planned upgrades. Once we can roll back some of Halliday's ad restrictions, we estimate we can sell up to 80% of an individual's visual field before inducing seizures, so picture this... All of this implies we win the contest. Indeed, it does. (MUSIC PLAYING) Dude, you won the key and 100,000 coins? As soon as I took the key, all the coins just appeared in my account. I'll tell you what, I'm soiling my haptics right now.
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When it was a game. And we're back to where we started. But that's the point, isn't it? Things move forward whether you like it or not. Yeah, we're finished. MORROW: (SCOFFS) Fine.
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Nice racing, Padawan. You're the first to finish. (STAMMERING) Mr. Halliday... Anorak. It's such an honor. The honor is all mine. Get yourself a clue.
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What the hell's a Cataclyst? A bomb. Kills every avatar on a planet, even the owner. AECH: Who'd want that? WADE: IOI. They buy everything.
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(TIRES SCREECHING) (INSTRUMENTS PLAYING TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)
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Twenty-thou for the holy hand grenade? That's a steal!
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Oh, yeah! i-R0k, old friend. How are you?
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-X1 haptic bootsuit. -(BEEPING)
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(ROARS)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(ENGINE REVS) (HORN BLARING)
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Back again so soon? Careful not to lose your shit. You figured something out. -Parzival, tell me. -(HORN BLARES)
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Backwards, really fast. Fast as we can. (LAUGHS) Really put the pedal to the metal, you know? Go back 10 seconds! Why can't we go backwards, for once? Backwards, really fast. Fast as we can. (LAUGHS) Really put the pedal to the metal, you know?
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Everything changes, Jim. Everything evolves. HALLIDAY: Some things are perfect just the way they arAsteroids. People don't live inside an Asteroids arcade cabinet.
