Ready? The real-world identity of Parzival is Wade Watts.
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Art3mis?
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Who is this Parzival, and how the hell is he winning? Well, here's a better question. Who cares? Halliday's contest is vitally important. I mean, it's nothing less than a war for control of the future. But this Parzival? He's not even clanned up. He's alone. We have an army. EXECUTIVE: And yet, he's got the first key. Yeah, he has a key, but you have to get three of 'em to win the contest. Our stock dove 6% yesterday. Loyalty division is reporting profits of 28%. F'Nale. We're opening five new loyalty centers this month. Debt Services dwarfs Hardware. Now, you really wanna talk to me about stock prices? The shareholders won't be happy. It's not our job to make them happy. It's our job to make them money, but once we launch this little baby, they're gonna flip. We call this Pure O2. This is the first of our planned upgrades. Once we can roll back some of Halliday's ad restrictions, we estimate we can sell up to 80% of an individual's visual field before inducing seizures, so picture this... All of this implies we win the contest. Indeed, it does. (MUSIC PLAYING) Dude, you won the key and 100,000 coins? As soon as I took the key, all the coins just appeared in my account. I'll tell you what, I'm soiling my haptics right now.
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(STAMMERS) Where did you find an Iron Giant? AECH: Find it? I'm building it. That's a commission. WADE: Oh, yeah. Aech is top-rated on the mod boards. People all over the OASIS pay him serious coin. Oh, hey, check this out! AECH: Hey. Z, yo. -The Galactica, of course. -These are my babies, all right, man? Sulaco, from Aliens. Dude, how are you showing off my shit? Valley Forge, from Silent Running. Oh, where's the Harkonnen Drop-Ship? That thing is sick. Folds space like a boss. I mean, you can get from Incipio to Arrakis in three seconds... Fingers! You'll have to excuse him. He gets a little nervous around pretty girls. (SNAPS FINGERS)
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That's better. I'll wave to you from the finish line, McFly.
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Come on, come on. Give me this thing. MAN: Yes, sir.
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(CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
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Ask yourselves, are you willing to zero out for the OASIS? Are you willing to fight?
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This is what Sorrento should be seeing, but this... This is what we're making him see. We grabbed him in transit just as he was logging out of the OASIS, so he thinks he's back in his office in the real world. But actually, he's here, in the identical office that Aech built. SHO: So, you basically just remotely hacked his rig. AECH: A fixed rig like Sorrento's is easy to locate, hard to hack. WADE: Unless he's stupid enough to leave his password lying around. AECH: Loyalty center, I'm in. WADE: All right, let's get to work.
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I only came here to escape the shitty hand that life dealt me. But I stayed, like many of you, because I found something much bigger than just myself. I found a cause.
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The Complete Nancy Drew, Kegel Exercises for...
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And now, this. A force field around the third challenge.
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Citizens of the OASIS, I am Parzival, first to the key. I'm here talking to all of you now because our future's being threatened by people who will stop at nothing to win this contest. Some of you already know this, and you've lost much more than just your avatars or your weapons. Some have lost their freedom. Some have lost their lives.
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I heard one of the guards calling it "the Orb of Osuvox," and the only way to take it down is from the inside. She's right. Level-99 artifact, creates a magic-resistant, impenetrable barrier. No way through it. Okay, listen. That's not important right now. What's important is that we get you out of the rig.
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I'd say about ten... Yeah, about 10 million years, so we should be fine. (CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)