I think we've seen enough of this. I know exactly what you're planning, and I'm here to put a stop to it. My bottom will be king of England before you are. Wrong again. Perhaps you'd care to look behind you. Oh, please. [ Weapons Cock ] Lorna!
Johnny English
14.9s
I don't know why you hauled yourself up that dreadful poo tube, Bough, when there was a perfectly good ladder right beside it. Now, Sauvage may have fooled the country... with his fake archbishop and his secret agenda, but he hasn't fooled me.
Johnny English
3.1s
Ow! Ow!
Johnny English
34.5s
[ Radio Announcer ] Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the breakfast show. [ Speaking French ] As the crowds are gathering here for the crowning of our first French king... since the year 1 066, call here at London FM with the top ten things you most love about the French. We haven't had any calls yet, uh, at all, but the lines are still open and I'll give you that number again-- 0-2-0-7-- zero, deux, zero, sept-- This is not good, Johnny. We've got to think of something.
Johnny English
2.7s
- Aaah! - Thank you very much.
Johnny English
23s
I'm sorry,Johnny. Well, I'm afraid that we'll have to... conclude the floor show for tonight. Not so fast, Sauvage. You may have taken me, but you'll never take England. Not as long as I have breath in my body... or a bullet in my gun. [ Click ]
Johnny English
19s
Remove it at once. I have no idea what you're talking about. Right. I'll just have to remove it myself. Come on.! [ Grunting, Muttering ] - Maybe it pulls up from the front. -[ Archbishop Groaning ] Come on, you!
Johnny English
13.4s
Get 'em up, you French ponce. But, Mr. English, I'm gobsmacked! What an unexpected surprise. Surprises are very much my speciality, Sauvage.
Johnny English
18.4s
Well, there isn't. I've analyzed it from every angle, and this is the best option. I'll go in first, and if it's a clear way through, I'll call down. Johnny. - Be careful. - I'm always careful. Ohh.
Johnny English
5s
[ Yelps ] - [ Gun Cocks ] - [ Whimpers ]
Johnny English
37.1s
[ Dog Barks ] - [ Rings ] - Yes? Prime Minister, sorry to call so late, but I'm afraid the queen is abdicating. What? Abdicated? But that's not possible. I only wish that were true. - Let me talk to her. Maybe she just-- - Pascal, she's gone. My people have spent the last 1 0 hours... trying to track down the rightful heir to the throne... and they've come up with a name, which they've double-checked. Who is it? - It's you. - No!
Johnny English
9.4s
The moment I am crowned king, I will turn England into the largest prison... in the history of the world.
Johnny English
3.1s
[ Horn Honking ]
Johnny English
18s
- [ Yells ] - [ Duck Squeaks ] Clearly, the aptly named English is a fool. He might be a fool, but he's a fool who keeps showing up. Well, the next time he shows up, eliminate him.
Johnny English
3.9s
I suppose you've made love to lots of women, haven't you,Johnny?
Johnny English
7.2s
Aaaah! -Johnny! - Oh, f--
Johnny English
2.3s
[ Fart ]
Johnny English
28.6s
It's just-- Well, it's been three years since my fianc� left me, and since then I haven't made love to anyone. But then I met you... and I felt this... hunger... deep down inside. I wanted to say things to you, I wanted to do things to you... that I haven't wanted to do in a very, very, very long time.
