- He's talking gibberish, sir. - I can hear that. [ Groans ] - He's collapsed onto me, sir. - I can see that. - You don't think you could've got the syringes mixed up? - What? Given the guard outside truth serum and given Klein the muscle relaxant? Aah! Don't be ridiculous, Bough. I think I know my right from my left. - Sir? - Oh, bugger it.
Johnny English
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[ Groans ] I'll just be a minute.
Johnny English
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Ow.
Johnny English
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Thank you.
Johnny English
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2 1 0,000 square miles... of prime real estate... conveniently separated from true civilization... by 20 miles of ocean... - and soon to be available... - Come on. for the entire world to dump its human waste in. According to current projections, we will not run out of prison space for the next 500 years. So, tonight one, and only one, of you... will leave here owning 49 percent... of this venture. So that's his little game. We must get hold of that DVD. But how,Johnny? There's only two of us. You're young, Miss Campbell, and inexperienced. What you seem to have forgotten is that... [ Over P.A. Speaker ] nobody knows we are here. At our disposal we have the vital element of surprise. Now, my plan is simple but effective. I shall drop from the gallery at this end of the room and take Sauvage prisoner. You will then enter from the far door, cutting off any means of escape. Then, using Sauvage as a hostage, we'll get the hell out ofhere. Clear?
Johnny English
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Get your car keys. We've got work to do. - Miss Campbell. - Sauvage is heading back to France. He's invited 1 3 of the richest criminal masterminds in the world to meet him there. I'm sorry, Miss Campbell. I'm off the case. It's been reassigned. I know. Reassigned to me.
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- Monsieur. - Ah. Thank you. [ Glass Shatters ]
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- Would you like another? - Please.
Johnny English
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I know what you're thinking, Miss Campbell. If we don't pull this off, God knows what might happen to England. Actually, I was thinking there must be a better way in than that pipe.
Johnny English
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- Relishing the thought? - Something like that.
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NORTHERN FRANCE It'll be nightfall in an hour. Then we can strike out for the chateau. The fact is, the moment Sauvage gets that crown on his head, he'll be able to do whatever he likes with the country that I love, and that is why you and I have got to stop him.
Johnny English
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Hyah-- [ Gagging, Coughing ] - How did you get here? - Up the ladder. Pull yourself together. It's only a bit of poo.
Johnny English
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Oh! Oh, it's cold! It's cold!
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[ Toilets Flushing ]
Johnny English
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[ Whispers ] Oh, no.
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[Johnny ] Wait a minute. I've got an idea. Hop! Hop! And hop! And hop! And stop! Now, are you familiar... with the shaman throat warblers of the Guatemalan delta? What? It has long been their belief... that a whistle pitched at the precise resonant frequency of a metal lock... will vibrate the levers in such a way that the door will simply swing open. Unbelievable. - And kneel. - [ Groaning ]
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- I can't hear anything. - I'm into ultrasonic. Will you just stop all this and face facts? We've failed. The only thing that can save us now is a miracle.