Alan found out that we're going to Thailand for Stu's wedding. So? So he's heartbroken, Doug. You guys are like his family. No, your family is like his family.
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No fucking way. Absolutely not. Come on, Stu. it's killing him. I don't care. Honestly, the two of you were barely invited. - Oh. - All right. I get it. I really do. Just, you know what? Alan considers you to be one of his best friends. I consider Alan to be insane. Stu, throw him a bone. His dad pays for everything he eats and breaks. We should squeeze the old man to cover the bachelor party. That's good. I'm glad you brought that up, because this is the bachelor party. - What? - What are you talking about? Yeah. it's my bachelor brunch. Go crazy. Get some chocolate-chip pancakes, a lap dance from the waitress.
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- Oh, my God. I just realized. - What? I forgot to renew my passport. Oh, no. Good thing I did it last week. It's in the kitchen drawer.
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- Was this right up against your scrotum? - Yep.
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For me?
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Wow.
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- The monkey? - Yeah. I stashed the account number and password in his vest. Where is he?
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That's a nice neck roll.
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That's terrible. Not terrible. What you talking about? It's fucking genius. You ever see monkey go to jail?
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Yeah, that's because it melted, Stu. The fucking power's out. "With an inadequate electrical grid serving millions of people... Bangkok experiences 1500 power outages per year." Seriously, Alan, that's enough.
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That monkey snorting coke with me all night... jerking me off while I watch Stu fuck with ladyboy.
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That's it. it's just us. Breathe. - Chow so cold. - I'm gonna warm you up. Chow so cold. Chow so cold. You did good, buddy. You did good. Chow did good.
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Hey, you know what? Leave the hat.
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Whoa, hang on. A drink card from White Lion Bar, Bangkok?
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- Feeling a little better. - All right.
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Great. All right, we gotta meet him at 8 a.m. Who is that fucking guy, anyway? Invest in my business.
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We are so fucked.
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Just got off the phone with Bangkok P.D. They got him. He's okay. Oh. Thank God. Doug found him. - What happened? - He got arrested. - Arrested? For what? - Disorderly conduct. - Seriously? - Yeah. He's okay, though. They'll release him to you, no questions asked. No one here has to know. He's at the, uh...
