You know, I gotta hand it to you, Stu. This place is paradise. Not bad, right? And I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually jealous of you. I mean, Lauren is an angel. Yeah, she really is amazing. Wow, you guys are sweet. Not big breasts on her, but still, solid rack for an Asian. Sorry, Teddy, but it's true.
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So beautiful.
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What about England? Are we friends there? I told you, it was in the heat of the moment. We're still friends, all over the world. - Even Great Britain? - Yeah. Mm-hm. Well, what about you, Stu?
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This is so absolutely beautiful. Thank you so much. Of course. Between Teddy and me, you must be pretty excited. Pretty soon you'll have two doctors in the family. Ha, ha.
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Uh, I'm sorry. Waiting for who? Chow, that dick-ass fuck.
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Hey, check it out. He's got a banana on his helmet. - These guys are the real deal. - What's happening? Hold on. How did this happen? Do you know where our friend is? Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, 16 years old, Asian kid?
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Come on. Any time, Alan. He's pointing a gun at us. This is our monkey. Alan, no one's getting shot over a fucking monkey. Hand him over now. Oh, God, I never get to keep no monkeys.
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- Phil! - Phil! Jesus. - Phil? You're okay. - Fuck me. Give us back our monkey. What monkey? Get your own monkey!
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That might be harder to go away, but in time it'll happen. That's what I'm gonna do.
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I'm just gonna forget about it. - Never happened. - Right.
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Come on, you asshole. The fucking monkey.
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I made love to a man with boobies. Listen, I promise you no one's ever gonna find out about this. But we just found out about it. And then we forget. That's what we do. I've done so much fucked up shit, and I just forget about it. - You have? - Yeah. You just forget. It goes away.
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How's that work? Shoot my load into you, you shoot your load on the floor. - Okay. - You shot your load in me?
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Come on, Stu. It was beautiful. We climaxed at the same time.
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Gentlemen, follow me. All right.
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In my bottom?
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Oh, God.
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What bag? The marshmallows. I had a separate bag just for Teddy. But it was dark, it was hard to keep track, and then you almost sat on them. I couldn't tell which was which. It was mayhem. What did you do to the marshmallows, Alan?