Take it easy, Hattie. Who the hell do you think you are? Comin' up here, tryin' to put your nasty-ass lips on me. I am not street booty. I will not be treated like street poontang! Ben, if you wanna get with me... I mean... you will never get with me! Understand? And even if I was interested, which I definitely am not, you be goin' about it the wrong way. - How am I supposed to go about it? - You don't come in a woman's house and lead with your shaboink-boink! Women don't respond to that. I should've bought you somethin'. Like a corsage.
Big Momma's House
12s
I didn't go to electrical college, if that's what you mean. But I'm a handyman. Yeah, handyman's my thing. - What are you doing? - How you doin', man? Wait a minute.
Big Momma's House
8.2s
- John... - This is all we need. Him screwing this up. - Why'd you let all these people in here? - It's a surprise party. I didn't know about it.
Big Momma's House
5.5s
Who could be callin' her at this time of night? Trussy! How ya do...
Big Momma's House
10.8s
I was just doin' my job. So the lake and everything, that was just you doin' your job, right? No. "You gotta trust somebody sometime. Why not start with me?"
Big Momma's House
14.3s
- John! - A little help down here, please? No doubt. Are you all right? I'm just takin' a bath with Old Yeller down here. Could you open the cage? I'm a married man. I'm not used to this much attention.
Big Momma's House
5.3s
FBl. - Throw that piece of shit in there. - No, wait.
Big Momma's House
2.4s
That's a baby.
Big Momma's House
3.9s
But if it's someone important, you gotta put yourself into it.
Big Momma's House
5s
I'm just sayin', on the street I can't have no distractions. I gotta be ready for anything.
Big Momma's House
5.7s
I'm not crazy, just a little lonely. We could spend some quality time together.
Big Momma's House
10s
Nothing's wrong. You know, how would you like to go on a little vacation? - I don't know. We've never been on one. - How fast can you get ready?
Big Momma's House
2.2s
What's wrong?
Big Momma's House
16.5s
Satellite TV and a six-pack do not a full life make. You gotta understand. I'm not like you. On the street, I gotta keep it simple. You know what I mean? I can't have a family and home out there distracting me. That's funny. I couldn't be out there without it.
Big Momma's House
9s
- What the hell did you just do? - Kept us in play. If Big Momma's not here, she'll leave, and then we have no case. Don't worry.
