- Uh, Teddy's seasick, actually. - Seasick? Teddy's been a maritime deck cadet since he was 9. Well, that's weird, because he's puking everywhere. I'm gonna tell you something that you did not know. I don't like you. - Yeah, I knew that already. - My daughter chooses you... that's her problem. - Hey, it's Phil Winnick. Listen, I apologize. We've been reeling in some crazy marlin, and I just want...
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Phone. Phone. Who is it? Answer. Lauren's dad. It just reminded me. - Answer it. - I can't. He might know something about Teddy. We still have a shot. - I can't. - Get your head back into the fucking game.
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Hey, check it out. He's got a banana on his helmet. - These guys are the real deal. - What's happening? Hold on. How did this happen? Do you know where our friend is? Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, 16 years old, Asian kid?
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Come on. Any time, Alan. He's pointing a gun at us. This is our monkey. Alan, no one's getting shot over a fucking monkey. Hand him over now. Oh, God, I never get to keep no monkeys.
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- Phil! - Phil! Jesus. - Phil? You're okay. - Fuck me. Give us back our monkey. What monkey? Get your own monkey!
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That might be harder to go away, but in time it'll happen. That's what I'm gonna do.
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What did he say? What did he say?! He said, "Fuck you and your question."
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I'm just gonna forget about it. - Never happened. - Right.
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Come on, you asshole. The fucking monkey.
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Alan? What did you do? Well, isn't it obvious? I spiked them with muscle relaxers. And, plus, my ADHD medication. - What?! - You drugged us again?! Not you. I just wanted to knock out Teddy so we could enjoy the weekend. "Enjoy the weekend"'? Alan, you told me that you didn't do anything. Alan, you swore to God. I just wanted things to stay the same. Look at my face! You ruined my life! You're not my friend. Don't say that, Phil. Are you serious? Even in America? - Yes! - Oh, God. Don't say that, Phil. Don't start crying, Alan. You're the bearded devil! You liked it. You smiled at me when I held up the marshmallows.
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I made love to a man with boobies. Listen, I promise you no one's ever gonna find out about this. But we just found out about it. And then we forget. That's what we do. I've done so much fucked up shit, and I just forget about it. - You have? - Yeah. You just forget. It goes away.
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How's that work? Shoot my load into you, you shoot your load on the floor. - Okay. - You shot your load in me?
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Stu, it's not the end of the world. I'm sorry, but I am so confused.
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Come on, Stu. It was beautiful. We climaxed at the same time.