What the hell are you doing, Nolan? Y'all sure went through a lotta trouble for Big Momma. You know, that's rare these days. So much else to do that you forget about people. - Big Momma is here. - What you talking about? - She's back. The real Big Momma is back. - Damn!
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- How you doin', Sherry? - Here to empty out the septic tank? You got jokes. No. Actually, I was in the neighborhood, so I was just stopping by. Malcolm, you ever gone fishing? Oh, yeah. I fish in the neighborhood all the time. Yeah, I know a thing or two.
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See, Sherry, I like to make sure that my food is properly lubricated. It goes down easier that way.
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- I'm starving. - Are y'all hungry? - Actually, we are pretty hungry. - Come on in. I'm here to take care of y'all. Come on, Sherry. Come on in.
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Freeze! Surprise!
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Oh, my damn!
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Sure. I don't see why not. - Come on, Malcolm. I've never been fishing. - Never?
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And underneath it all, we do a lotta nasty shit.
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Why not start with me?
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Lester stole the keys. Lester stole the money.
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Oh, my God. It's Lester.
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I'm gonna call Malcolm. He'll help us fix everything. No worries. No worries. I'll fix it.
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Oh, shoot!
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He thought you might be meetin' up with some old friends from California.
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Watch out there, now. But that's neither here nor there. OK, please, disregard that last one.
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What is that boy up to now, Big Momma? You stay down here and watch the food. I'll go up. All right.
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And when that day happens, - won't it be a happy day? - That's your song.
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Oh, Hattie baby... Ben, I swear, if I see your shaboinker, all hell's gonna break loose.