One night in Bangkok And the world's your oyster The bars are temples But the pearls, they ain't free You'll find a god in every golden cloister And if you're lucky, then the god's a she Alan! I can feel the devil walking next to me What the fuck, man? - So, what do you think? - It's insane! How did you do that? My dad had to make a lot of calls, and then I told Mike, I said: "You gotta do it. It's for my third best friend."
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I walk along the avenue I never thought I'd meet a girl like you Meet a girl like you And I ran Iran so far away I couldn't get away Thanks, buddy. Can you hold on for a second? Thank you. Ahem.
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Um, and a lot of thought have gone into this... and I hope that you appreciate it as much I di... Are going to. Okay. Guys.
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I wanted to, um, say that, um, I'm really happy to be here... and I have a wedding gift to present to Lauren and Stu.
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All right. But we look at it once... And then we delete them. It's gonna be okay.
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- It'll be fine. - What...?
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Understood.
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Sorry about the last-minute performance change. - Don't worry. - What are you talking about? Well, he was supposed to sing "Burning Up" by the Jonas Brothers... but then I remembered you don't like indie rock. Hey, guys. You're not gonna believe this. - Is that your phone? - Yeah. How come you never tried calling us? It's been dead for two days. But I recharged it and found all these photos. - What? - Oh, shit. Some of it's pretty messed up. - Awesome. Let's check them out. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. No one needs to see this stuff. Come on, man. I'm Mike Tyson. I've seen everything.
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One night in Bangkok Makes the hard man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy I can feel the devil walking next to me You do a lot of public speaking, Alan? Mike, you were great. It's true, that was incredible. Thanks, guys. Thank you. That means a lot. Really, it does. By the way, you really need to remove that fucking tattoo from your face.
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Bangkok, Oriental setting, and the city Don't know what the city is getting Oh, fuck! In a show with everything But Yul Brynner, ya know?
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I'm, uh... My name's Alan Garner. Um, I want to thank the Asiatic people for allowing us in your land.
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Hello? Hi, everyone.
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Yep. On it.
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Alan, it's amazing. I love it. Thank you so much. We only have him for the night. We don't own him permanently.