Where would your sperm come from? From my balls. Hold on. Back up. Wait, wait. Are you...? Hey. You in Bangkok, sweetie. There's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt. Oh!
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I had to ask him slow down so I don't drop my load too quick. Load? What load? Oh, you know. My sperms.
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If I could save time in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save every day Till eternity passes away Just to spend them with you Are you guys seriously this calm? Relax, Stuart. It's classic switcheroo. I give him money, he gives us Teddy. Ever do anything that doesn't end up in a standoff? I'm an international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things. You have a wife? Yeah. We married 15 years. What, Chow not good-looking enough for woman?
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There's Teddy.
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Aah! Fuck!
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- All right, here we go. - Come on.
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Excuse me.
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He's so strong!
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Okay, I got it. Teddy was hit by a truck.
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Think of him like monkey drug mule.
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Where's Teddy? He's waiting downstairs in my car. We'll send him up... when the transfer is complete. - Tell you what: Give me extra 50 grand, you keep Teddy. And I throw in this other fat fuck for free.
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Whew, you been hitting the gym?
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Oh, my God, Alan. Your head. No, your head.
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Grab me my sunglasses. - It's great to see you, Leslie. - Mm. Nice to see you too, my little hobo. Chow, what the fuck are you doing here? Alan called me a few days ago and invited me to wedding. - Excuse me? - What? He's my plus one. You didn't have a plus one. It's $200 a plate. Guys, guys. Just focus, okay? Chow, what happened? You guys texted me, said you fucked up and looking to party.
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Well, that was exactly as painful as I expected it to be. Ha, ha. Sorry.