Where would your sperm come from? From my balls. Hold on. Back up. Wait, wait. Are you...? Hey. You in Bangkok, sweetie. There's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt. Oh!
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I had to ask him slow down so I don't drop my load too quick. Load? What load? Oh, you know. My sperms.
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There's Teddy.
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- All right, here we go. - Come on.
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Excuse me.
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Think of him like monkey drug mule.
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Where's Teddy? He's waiting downstairs in my car. We'll send him up... when the transfer is complete. - Tell you what: Give me extra 50 grand, you keep Teddy. And I throw in this other fat fuck for free.
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Whew, you been hitting the gym?
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Oh, my God, Alan. Your head. No, your head.
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Well, that was exactly as painful as I expected it to be. Ha, ha. Sorry.
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ALAN; Teddy! - You guys see anything? - No.
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Holy shit. Stu, look. That's my face. Go, go, go.
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Get over it. He's your father-in-law. He's supposed to hate you. Come have a drink with me and the guys. You know, I'm really exhausted. We're just gonna go upstairs and crash. I spoke with the manager. He'll let us have a beach bonfire. That sounds fun. Nah. I'm good. He's tired. Stu. One drink with your friends. They came all this way. - I just wanna hang out with you. - Oh, come on, just go and do me a favor: Take Teddy with you. He never gets to have any fun. That is a great idea. Bring the kid.
