Because it's the nature of Kingsman that our achievements remain secret.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
12.9s
You think you can chat shit about us and we won't do nothing... just because our guvnor's banging Eggsy's mum? Pretty much, yeah. Bruv, just leave it. Let's just go, man. It's not worth it. You boys have outstayed your welcome.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
19.7s
And it all went tits up. Drugs, petty crime. Never had a job. You think there's a lot of jobs going around here, do you? Doesn't explain why you gave up your hobbies. First prize, regional Under-10s gymnastics... two years in a row. Your coach had you pegged as Olympic team material. Yeah, well, when you grow up around someone like my stepdad... you pick up new hobbies pretty quick. Of course. Always someone else's fault.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
6s
It pains me to admit it... but I think that one day, you might be as good a spy... as any of them.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
1.7s
All right, no one panic. Listen to me.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
6.2s
This is my new valet. I was just introducing him to my tailor. Another coincidence. So am I.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
3.5s
Eggsy, there is no such thing as honor amongst thieves.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
2.7s
It's definitely Saint Andrews.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
4s
Fucking hell! That is rank, Harry.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
12.2s
How much longer can he be out? That's the million-dollar question. We don't know what he was exposed to in there. What about Harry's footage? It didn't stream to his home terminal. Encrypted and uncrackable.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
1.2s
I'm gonna fucking have ya!
Kingsman: The Secret Service
2.6s
Okay, me next.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
2.9s
As a good friend once said...
Kingsman: The Secret Service
24.6s
New target, 800 meters. You know, it's unbelievable. You're still here... lingering like some big, steaming shit that just won't flush. Roger that. Target identified. And how about you shut the fuck up? Positive discrimination... that's what it is. It's like those fucking state school kids who get into Oxford on C grades... because their mum is a one-legged lesbian. You don't know fuck all about my grades. Forgive me, I'm sure you're highly educated. Fire when ready.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
2s
Like in My Fair Lady.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
21.6s
- Got any Rizla, babe? - No. Why don't you do your mum a favor, go down to the shop and get some? - Get them yourself. - Oi. What have I said to you about speaking to Dean like that? Three's a crowd, innit? Why don't Dean's poodle go? I'll tell you what. Why don't you take this, go and get some Rizlas... get yourself some sweets? And while you're gone... we'll show your mother how three can be good company.