As a child, I rather fancied a future as a colorful megalomaniac.
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In the old days, they had a phone in the heel as well. How do I get it back in? Well, it's coated in one of the fastest acting neurotoxins known to man... so very carefully.
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Now, the first thing every gentleman needs is a good suit. By which I mean, a bespoke suit. Never off-the-peg. And Kingsman suits are always bulletproof. So let's get you measured, and then, whether you get the job or not... you'll have a lasting and useful memento of your time at Kingsman. I'm so sorry, sir, but a gentleman is completing his fitting. Fitting Room Two is available. One does not use Fitting Room Two when one is popping one's cherry.
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Fuck!
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Eggsy! Oh, God. Where have you been? I've been so worried about you.
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Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way.
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Oh, my days. Look how big you've grown!
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I'll show you yours.
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6...
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No, I'm just saying the champagne tastes rank. Lady Sophie Montague-Herring. Phone call for you at reception. - Be right back. - We'll see you in a bit, yeah? See you in a bit. Budge up, Rox. I'm feeling a bit rough. - Are you all right? - No. Sorry to eavesdrop... but there's a much easier way to guarantee getting someone home. Rohypnol.
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These you are familiar with, and this is our standard issue pistol. It's quite unique, as you'll see. It also fires a shotgun cartridge for use in messy close-range situations. - How do they feel? - Yeah, good. Now do your very best impersonation... of a German aristocrat's formal greeting.
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Are you there?
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Sadly, I am.
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Arthur, Harry's dead.
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Valentine won you over, somehow. Once he explained, I understood. When you get a virus... you get a fever. That's the human body raising its core temperature to kill the virus. Planet Earth works the same way. Global warming is the fever. Mankind is the virus. We're making our planet sick. A cull is our only hope. If we don't reduce our population ourselves... there is only one of two ways this can go. The host kills the virus, or the virus kills the host.
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So Valentine's gonna take care of the population problem himself. Well, if we don't do something, nature will. Sometimes a culling is the only way to ensure that this species survives... and history will see Valentine... as the man who saved humanity from extinction.