As a child, I rather fancied a future as a colorful megalomaniac.
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6...
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No, I'm just saying the champagne tastes rank. Lady Sophie Montague-Herring. Phone call for you at reception. - Be right back. - We'll see you in a bit, yeah? See you in a bit. Budge up, Rox. I'm feeling a bit rough. - Are you all right? - No. Sorry to eavesdrop... but there's a much easier way to guarantee getting someone home. Rohypnol.
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These you are familiar with, and this is our standard issue pistol. It's quite unique, as you'll see. It also fires a shotgun cartridge for use in messy close-range situations. - How do they feel? - Yeah, good. Now do your very best impersonation... of a German aristocrat's formal greeting.
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Are you there?
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Sadly, I am.
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Arthur, Harry's dead.
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Valentine won you over, somehow. Once he explained, I understood. When you get a virus... you get a fever. That's the human body raising its core temperature to kill the virus. Planet Earth works the same way. Global warming is the fever. Mankind is the virus. We're making our planet sick. A cull is our only hope. If we don't reduce our population ourselves... there is only one of two ways this can go. The host kills the virus, or the virus kills the host.
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So Valentine's gonna take care of the population problem himself. Well, if we don't do something, nature will. Sometimes a culling is the only way to ensure that this species survives... and history will see Valentine... as the man who saved humanity from extinction.
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And he gets to pick and choose who gets culled, does he? All his rich mates, they get to live... and anyone he thinks is worth saving, he's keeping them safe... whether they agree with him or not. And you, Eggsy.
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No, no, it does not feel good. It feels fucking awful. What? You just killed how many people in that church? This is one guy. No, no, they killed each other.
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Is he dead? That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head. It feels good, right?
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I didn't expect it to be that effective. What kind of response are we talking?
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Kingsman's taught me a lot... but sleight of hand...