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No, no. I can't drive on acid. I can't drive on acid. You have to drive on acid. You are a better driver than me. How do you know that? Because I read that you did all of your own driving stunts in gone in 60 seconds. Well, that's true. I popped some good wheelies, right? The wheelies are amazing. Now drive the car! They're coming! Let's go!
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
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Oh, no, what happened? Oh, she's mad at me because we watched. Cabinet of Dr. Caligari together and she hated it, which I find odd, given how mature her taste normally is. Wait, you're surprised your teenage daughter didn't wanna watch an insane 100-year-old German film with you? Yes. Oh, my god. Okay. Well, it's not just that. You know, she's never read Mary shelley, or Jane Austen, or even twain. What a little philistine. Should we disown her? She thought Humphrey bogart was a porn star. Yeah... What, really? Yeah. That's disappointing. Unless there is a porn star called Humphrey bogart. That would work, wouldn't it? Humphrey. Hump.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent