- He's talking gibberish, sir. - I can hear that. [ Groans ] - He's collapsed onto me, sir. - I can see that. - You don't think you could've got the syringes mixed up? - What? Given the guard outside truth serum and given Klein the muscle relaxant? Aah! Don't be ridiculous, Bough. I think I know my right from my left. - Sir? - Oh, bugger it.
Johnny English
4.4s
[ Groans ] I'll just be a minute.
Johnny English
2s
Ow.
Johnny English
11.3s
- I can't hear anything. - I'm into ultrasonic. Will you just stop all this and face facts? We've failed. The only thing that can save us now is a miracle.
Johnny English
11.6s
Right. Here goes. [ Whistle: Ascending Tone ] - [ Sighs ] - [ Whistle Continues ] [ Tone Goes Silent ]
Johnny English
2.9s
Ah, Agent One.
Johnny English
13.9s
I'm from MI7. This has been a test of your emergency response systems, and I have to say you've all done extremely well. Right. Well, I'll leave you to it. And, uh, get well soon.
Johnny English
24.2s
[ Speaking Gibberish ] Oh... in the van! Yes, we are going in the van. Yes, yes. Vroom, vroom. - Vroom, vroom. Vroom, vroom. - Yes. Yeah. - [ Gibberish ] - Yes. He's waving good-bye. Good-bye, everyone. - Good-bye. - Good-bye, Gunther. Mind the nice dead people. There we go.
Johnny English
7.7s
Uh-- Uh, well, you know, one does one's best.
Johnny English
5s
[ Yelps ] - [ Gun Cocks ] - [ Whimpers ]
Johnny English
30.6s
In a wheelchair. But Geoffrey overcame these terrible disabilities... with that simple resilience and sunny optimism... that so warmed all of us who knew him, spending the rest of his life in the service... of the poor and disabled of this parish. It's very good. Really very good. No, no, please go on. I'm sorry to interrupt. - It's very entertaining. - Who's that? That priest act of yours should keep the other prisoners entertained for hours.
Johnny English
28.6s
It's just-- Well, it's been three years since my fianc� left me, and since then I haven't made love to anyone. But then I met you... and I felt this... hunger... deep down inside. I wanted to say things to you, I wanted to do things to you... that I haven't wanted to do in a very, very, very long time.
Johnny English
15.6s
Now then, perhaps you can explain how it is... that I run into you at two crime scenes... and then can't find any record of you on a single government computer. Shouldn't you ask the government that? I am the government and I'm asking you.
Johnny English
8.2s
There. That wasn't too difficult, was it? - Are you going to come home now? - [ Speaking Gibberish ]
Johnny English
9.6s
Ow! Oh. No! No! No! [ Bough ] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Johnny English
3.1s
[ Horn Honking ]
Johnny English
53.1s
Oh, I'm so sorry. Where are my manners? Johnny English, British Secret Service, and you are all under arrest. I must say you've done this whole thing very well. The attention to detail is excellent. You, the grieving granny, you're very convincing. Oh, look. Real tears. Do you get paid extra for that? Ahh, what we're all here for. I know! Why don't we take a look inside? - [ Mourners Gasp ] - Oh, you've nailed it down! Why would you do that? I know you're gonna come back in two weeks and dig it up again. ** [ Hums ] Now, what are you playing in this little vignette of deceit and villainy? I'm the hearse driver. - You're the hearse driver? - Yes, sir.