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(SIGHS): Whew. You're seriously telling me this is all we've got? Uh, most of them are either dead, having hip operations, or recovering from prostate surgery. (CLEARS THROAT) Okay. LESLEY: Before your briefing, we'll need you to re-sign - the Official Secrets Act. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you. (SOFTLY): Thank you very much. Any of you gentlemen remember this? - AGENT 5: Ooh, the Montblanc Blaster. - Mm-hmm. Haven't seen one of those for years. Take the cap off, and, if memory serves, you've 20 seconds to replace it, or it detonates with the force of a stun grenade. - (OTHERS CHUCKLING) - Oh... (CHUCKLES BREATHILY)
Johnny English Strikes Again
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(BIRD SQUAWKING IN DISTANCE) ("BUMP & GRIND" BY VATO GONZALEZ PLAYING) ♪ Drop ♪ Yo, wha, bump and grind ♪ This one girl make you bump and grind ♪ ♪ Move to the left, girl, move to the right... ♪ Sir? Sir! I just got off the phone to P in London. He's found out who the owner of that yacht is. Jason Volta! The world's most powerful Internet billionaire, sir. And he's in London right now. The prime minister is personally negotiating a trade deal with him.
Johnny English Strikes Again
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W... Um... Uh, I-I... I won't tell if you won't. Right you are. (ELECTRONIC CHIME) XANDER: Bypassing security. Security bypassed. Oh, that's terrific. Someone is hacking you. Oh, I don't think so, no. Denied service attack. Yeah. Primitive but effective. You know what we could try? Rerouting all service requests to our server farm in Nevada. Um... I... - (ELECTRONIC CHIME) - XANDER: Rerouting, Jason. Rerouting complete.
Johnny English Strikes Again
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Uh, we've got a problem. - A cyberattack? - Yes, Prime Minister. (SIGHS) Took me two bottles of wine and half a packet of sleeping pills to finally nod off. - Ah, oh... - And you wake me because some fat-fingered hacker's - pinched your PIN number. - Well, it's a little more serious than that, Prime Minister. - Mm! - The identities of every one of our serving agents have been exposed. What?! - Who's doing this? - We're not sure, ma'am. So one week before I host my first G12 summit, Britain's entire security apparatus has been taken down, and you know absolutely nothing? That does pretty much sum up the situation, - ma'am, yes. - Well, you'd better get someone on it and find me some answers. Yes, but that's the problem. We don't have any agents left. They've all been outed. So bring back an old one! ♪ (BIRD HOOTING IN DISTANCE)
Johnny English Strikes Again