I'm from MI7. This has been a test of your emergency response systems, and I have to say you've all done extremely well. Right. Well, I'll leave you to it. And, uh, get well soon.
Johnny English
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There. That wasn't too difficult, was it? - Are you going to come home now? - [ Speaking Gibberish ]
Johnny English
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Ow! Oh. No! No! No! [ Bough ] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Johnny English
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- What did he say? - Pegasus! We have to report to Pegasus! Oh, no, sir. No, no, no. - How do we get out of here? - Hey, you two! What you did to me really hurt. Yeah. Sorry about that. How do we get out of here without being seen? Okay. Left by the fountain, right by the fire exit, to the elevator at the end. - Thank you. - Oh, my God. Nice job, Bough. - Left, sir. Left! - [ English Muttering ] [ Bough ] Sir,you can't go to Sauvage's reception in this state. The effect of the drug has practically worn off. I'm ''fline''-- ''schline''-- uh, ''gline''-- **[ Orchestra ]
Johnny English
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Now then, perhaps you can explain how it is... that I run into you at two crime scenes... and then can't find any record of you on a single government computer. Shouldn't you ask the government that? I am the government and I'm asking you.
Johnny English
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Excuse me, sir. I'm very sorry to interrupt-- Pascal, how nice to see you again. - Enjoying the party? - Oh, splendid affair. I was until I was informed that your man English... and his curious boyfriend here have spent the evening... breaking into my office and assaulting my staff. - Is this true, Bough? - Well, we-- we-- What do you think you're up to? - Sir, if I could just offer-- - Go home, Bough! Now! I gave you direct orders not to meddle with Sauvage. What do you do? Break into his office and assault two of his staff. Then you march in here, loaded with God knows what, and insult the foreign secretary. I haven't encountered such behavior in Whitehall in 30 years. - But-- - There are no ''buts,'' English. You're off the case. Your security clearance is hereby canceled. After a three-month leave of absence, you will return at your old grade. And I hope never to hear your name again.
Johnny English
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[ Engine Starts, Revs ]
Johnny English
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[ Guns Cocking ] Ah, the Heckler & Koch G-36. Quite deadly in the right hands.
Johnny English
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(SIGHS)
Johnny English Strikes Again
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Here.
Johnny English Strikes Again
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♪
Johnny English Strikes Again
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Or Google. Or... me. - (CHUCKLES) - Shh. Do you think you'd have failing schools? Do you think you'd have endless waiting in your hospitals? (QUIETLY): No. Think you'd have such long lines in your airports? - No. - PRIME MINISTER: No. No, because all of these are simple data management problems. And people like me, we love data. We live for data. - ENGLISH: Ha! - My... You know what I live for, Volta? - PRIME MINISTER: Oh, God. - (GROANS) Eliminating the threat that lying villains like you pose to this country. (WHISPERS): Oh, for God's sake. - Who is he? - (LOW CHATTER) - Arrest this wack job. - The only person ordering an arrest around here will be me. There's no cause for concern, ladies and gentlemen. You are now in the capable hands of Her Majesty's Secret Service. And, you, my friend, are in for an uncomfortable ride. (GASPS)
Johnny English Strikes Again
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(GRAPPLING HOOK FIRES)
Johnny English Strikes Again
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ENGLISH: Ow. On behalf of the United Kingdom, may I welcome you here today to this ancient meeting chamber where the great Scottish clans once settled their differences and forged new alliances. A place I have specifically chosen in order to make a very special announcement. - Oh. - Sir? Ow. Ooh. - A-Are you all right, sir? - No, I'm not all right. Get me up, Bough. (STRAINED GRUNTING)
Johnny English Strikes Again
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(BREATH SHUDDERING, TEETH CHATTERING) How do we get in now, sir?
Johnny English Strikes Again
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Well, exactly. (CHUCKLES) XANDER: I am reevaluating our options, Jason. (EXCITED CHATTER)
Johnny English Strikes Again
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What's a "Sherbet F"? ♪
Johnny English Strikes Again
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LYDIA: This is HMS Vengeance. We have a full launch code. Repeat: Launch code is locked. Do I have your permission to fire? Oh, my God. Would you hold on one moment, please? Sir? Sir! Hello? Hello? Sir. HMS Vengeance here. Do I have your permission to launch? ENGLISH: What? Listen, we have to call in an attack. - LYDIA: Did you say attack, sir? - Yes, an attack. Attack. General quarters. We are go for launch. Target coordinates locked, Commander. Hello?