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34.6s
Alright, let's go. Pre-shift, guys. Big night tonight. Here's what we're doing. We're gonna go with the favourites. Starting with the caviar egg... scallop, French onion soup... frisée salad... lobster risotto... filet. And we're gonna finish strong with a crowd pleaser, chocolate lava cake. Talk to Molly about wine pairings. Let me know when he gets here. And let's have fun. Put your heart in it, people, big night. Let's have some fun. Good, good.
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29.7s
"Fuck Twitter". Again with the "Fuck Twitter". Why should I fuck Twitter? - You're not on Twitter? - No. You're getting too much pussy? Is that the problem? It's gotta be, right? What does Twitter have to do with pussy? Have you not heard of the term 'social networking'? - Yeah. - Well, that's what it is. - It means pussy? - Like, pussy. Or, like, getting tickets to something. - Or finding about a new band. - Flash mobs. That kind of stuff. - Anything that requires a database. - So pussy requires a database? Yeah! So show me what's on Twitter that's so bad that I should see.
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39.6s
- That's out there now, bro. - It happened. - Why'd you do that? - You can't take that back. You know what? I threw down the gauntlet. So get ready for a fight. I'm gonna go drop Percy off and come back and cook the menu we should've cooked last time. - So where are we going today? - I gotta drop you off, kid. I gotta go shopping for tonight. I'm sorry. - Can I come with you? - No, I'm sorry. How come I'm, like, never allowed to be in the kitchen? Because it's hot and it's loud and there's a lot of bad language. So? I hear bad language all the time. - Where? - Online. What kind of website could a 10-year-old get on that has bad language? - YouTube. - YouTube has bad language? Could I at least come shopping with you? No. I got a lot to do and a lot on my mind.
Chef
24.7s
- We got a full house of people... - Yeah. - ..who are coming tonight... - Yeah. - ..To eat my food. - No, it's not your food, Carl. It's not your food. By definition, it's my food because it's my restaurant. I pay for the glasses. I pay for the napkins. I pay for the spoons. I pay for Molly's salary. I pay for your entire staff's salary, OK? So you either cook my menu or Tony can. Tony, you've been cooking it half the time anyway. Tell the truth. Right?
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18.5s
Well, we do things. No, not just, like, watching something or doing something. Like, hanging out and talking. And learning things from each other. I figured, you know, with you living at Mom's house and me working all the time, when we hung out, you liked to do fun things. I think this is kinda fun. You know, just figuring stuff out. Like when you lived at home.
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29.6s
I need you out front. They're three deep in the bar. Get off the phone. - Please let me do my job. - Please go to the bar. - Tony! - Carl, I can't talk right now. - We are in deep weeds. - This guy's tweeting me. This guy's calling me out online. What the fuck are you serving? I don't know. They're serving the same shit. - What's he eating? - I think he's... - What course is he on? - He's... He's eating the chocolate lava cake right now. You just keep him right where the fuck he is. - What?! - I'm parking the car. - Carl, what? - Don't let him leave. Keep the motherfucker there!
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23.9s
So why don't you come with us? - What? - Yeah, come with us. You want me to go... I can't come with you to Miami. I don't... I got all... I don't have any money. I need to wait for another job, for all this shit to blow over with the internet, Twitter, all that shit. Yeah, but I could lend you some money before you... I don't want your money. I can't take charity from you. You know that he's really upset because he couldn't go with you to New Orleans, right?
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