Get your hands off my boobs! I'm saving you! Oh, my God. Those do not belong on those! I can't get a good grip. Your pants are too slippery! You should have worn coarser pants. Well, I'm tired of wearing my fucking sandpaper pants. Clench your ass! Clench your fucking ass!
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Shut up and help!
Spy
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I'm gonna crawl up you... and take out De Luca.
Spy
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Smell you later, pal. (CHUCKLES)
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Oh, my God. Thank you for that. Why would you do that? I panicked. What a great moment.
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Finally, every agent gets a night vision scope... hidden in their watch. I have heard about this. I've been looking...
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SUSAN: Is that... I can't even... Is that me? I can't really... (GUN CLICKING) SUSAN: (ON COMPUTER) Stupid gun!
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Because this is a peculiar theme.
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From Beaches.
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What, how did I get into this shit-box hotel room? Because I'm a real spy. I thought you quit. We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb... and they send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wife. Did you forget? I am undercover, because you're not supposed to be here. I make a habit of doing things that people say I can't do. Walk through fire... water-ski blindfolded... take up piano at a late age... and I'm gonna take down De Luca and Rayna and Dudaev... and I'm gonna get that bomb back. Why do you even care what I do? You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I've pulled shards of glass out of my fucking eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building... using only a raincoat as a parachute... and broke both legs upon landing. And I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show!
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NANCY: Oh. Wow. Looks like they put you up in The Shitz-Carlton. Try and get some sleep... and we'll get started first thing in the morning. I don't know what I'm gonna do when I see that Rayna woman.
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I think you're safer there. All right. Good night. Night.
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And getting footage... of a CIA operative setting off a bomb in public... would be a PR coup for any terrorist group. Do we have anything on that woman he met? Facial recognition isn't showing anything. They were all over Ford. Are you able to track him? Goddamn Ford is still off the grid in Paris.
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I know because he keeps trying to hack into our system for intel. He's like a dog that gets loose from his yard... and keeps humping and shitting his way through the neighborhood.