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- Thanks, Dad. - Not just for a kid. I mean, you're really good. You work really hard. It's a big deal. But we're gonna be home soon, and we're gonna get back to our lives, and I'm gonna be really busy with the truck and you're gonna be really busy with school. But I can still work on the truck, right? You said I was a good cook. I'm... I'm sorry, Percy. I... I just don't want you to be disappointed when things go back to the way that they were. I don't want it to go back to that.
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30.1s
OK. Mind if I post this? - What is that, another Vine? - No, it's 'One Second Every Day' video. Remember? - It's the trip all cut together? - Oh, the little cuts of the thing? - Mm-hm. - Yeah, just email it to me. I'm sure it's fine. Listen, I, uh... I want to talk to you about something. Yeah? I've had a really good time with you these last couple of weeks. Me too. And... you've become a really good cook.
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17.7s
I think there's something dead in there. Uhh. OK, go and look for it. Maybe it's a rat. - Let's go look for the rat. - I have to work, and I'll be back. - No, wait, wait, wait. - You're going? No, no, no. You can't leave. You said you were going to help me, OK? Go work with your dad. It's fun. I'll be back later. 'Bye.
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1m17s
- Is this the new truck? - This is it. This is the truck. - Ahh! - It's got good bones. It's gonna need a lot of work, though. What doesn't? Wanna take a look around, champ? - Do I have to? - Go! Go and look at your dad's new truck. Can I ask you a question? Is something wrong? - Did you sleep with him? - With who? With Marvin. Did you sleep with Marvin? But of course I did. He's my ex-husband. I mean, since we were divorced. Have you slept... Who did you sleep with last, him or me? I'm sorry, but this is none of your business what I did... - I think it might be. - ..after I divorce you. Second of all, I don't ask you what you do with your hot little waitress. - That's completely different. - OK, really. - And that's not fair. - Yeah, yeah. This is somebody you loved and shared a life with... Why do we have to talk about this right now? Because I took a business meeting with the guy. - This is not the moment. - It is. I wanna know why. He's smiling like he's got something on me. - I dunno what it is. - Please, you know him. - I do know how him. - You know how he is. So who cares? - I care! - Why do you need to know? - I just would like to... - OK. It doesn't bother me. I just wanna know. Just listen. I was very sad. I was very lonely. - And you, more than anyone, know... - OK. That's it. That's enough. how I get after I have a couple of drinks. - I don't want to know the details. - I get... Please. I'm not one of your girlfriends. - Don't tell me. Stop talking. - He was my first. - OK, the kid's here. - It came out like a natural, organic thing. - I don't want to know about this. - We didn't...
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59.9s
- You don't... - I know. I got a problem, 'cause she's... best receptionist I've ever had. - Yeah. - Good news is I had my tubes tied in '08. So, clearly, she's also a fucking liar. - Right. That's tough. - What do you want? You want a coconut water? - Um... - You OK? I'm alright. I'm alright. - Do you want a drink? - I would... No. Let's make some decisions together. Let's start right here. - Alright, so... - Let's start off easy. We got shit to talk about. Look, bang, you got four swatches, right? Let's start off easy and then we'll get into the uncomfortable stuff. - Pick it. - The... For the... For here? I don't know. Yeah, I'm putting a carpet down, 'cause people keep slippin' around like it's a fuckin' ice rink in here. You could always get 'em... take the booties off and, uh... Can't do that. We'll go with, I don't know, this one? - You like that one? - I think... If I had to... But if you're not gonna paint, I would... This just seems like it goes with anything. People aren't walking on the walls, Carl. Or I could keep it if I want. - The... - Keep the kid. - Yeah. - Knowing that it's not mine. - Yes. - You know, for once, I'm a good guy.
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