# Livin' on fat pockets on flat wit tha gat # Rollin' around a nine deuce Cadillac # Still got my homies to watch my back # And they'll smoke ya ass if you wanna come and chat # Why wallow when you come to roll on? I put the clip # And before I bring ya ass on # Kickin ' dust on your head like I bust # My grip surrounded, I'm about... Fuck, yeah. # When tha shit goes down ya better be ready # When tha shit goes down # When tha shit goes down ya better be ready # When tha shit goes down # When tha shit goes down ya better be ready # Ya better be ready # Franco! Good morning, sunshine. Guys! Guys! Wake up! Danny's alive! He's eating all the fucking food! No! Danny, man, don't.
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No, it's cool, man. I fucking made this for you guys. Stop eating! Don't eat another piece of bacon. Guys, just chill the fuck out, okay? I'm sure the Green Goblin can fucking afford some more bacon. Dude, that shit's supposed to last us till we get rescued!
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"And the skies shall open up, and the light of the Lord shall shine down, "and those of good heart shall be brought into my kingdom of heaven. " That's the Rapture, those are the gigantic beams of blue light. "And there will be a great mountain burning in fire. " I mean, the Hollywood Hills are literally engulfed in flames as we sit here right now. The Hollywood Hills ain't no mountain. It's a hill. Takes about 10 minutes to get across that motherfucker with no traffic. Coldwater. I take Laurel Canyon. Cahuenga. Cahuenga. I usually zip down Barham. Boys, can I just fucking finish? I love Laurel Canyon. "And out of the pit rose a great red dragon having seven heads, "that old serpent called the devil and Satan, "which deceiveth the whole world, "was released onto the earth. "
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I love that dude. He's from Where the Wild Things Are. It's a load of bullshit. It's not bullshit. Want to know something else, Jay? If this is the end of the world, and all the good people died, what you're saying is Seth, me, Jonah, Craig and Danny are a bunch of assholes. I'm straight-up lovable, son. And if this really is the Apocalypse, you're here, too.
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If they're all equal, what does it matter? Keep your hands and fingers off. Seth? Yeah. Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no shit.
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This is like, Fruyere or some shit. That's me. Come on, Danny! You licked your finger. Come on, man.
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Hey, guys. I'm going to sleep now. Nobody come in here and bother me.
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There's something out here!
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Doesn't feel too good, does it?
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Jesus Christ! Look, there's a huge fucking hole down there! What the fuck is this?
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Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Here. Off the menu, my man.
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Go fish. Put it back inside of here. Do you know what it is? Yeah. Now you ask me for something that you need. First bit. You're not cutting it all? That's smart. You're divvying it up first.
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So, that means you're just as shitty as the rest of us.
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- Earthquakes cause tsunamis. - Yes. Tsunamis cause other tsunamis, disaster. I mean, for all we know, the fucking Lakers could have just won, and that's the reason why all this is happening. Hole in Franco's front yard? Sinkhole. Every single time I turn on the news, sinkhole in South America. Bunch of South Americans getting sucked into the ground. Sinkhole de Mayo. Sinkhole de Mayo. That's why it's named that, because sinkholes happen in the summertime. It's not wildfires. It's not earthquakes. It's not sinkholes. I think I know what it is. Let's hear it.
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Where's the thing that killed the guy? I don't know. How'd his head fall off? And where's the rest of him?