I know why you guys don't fucking call me or hang out with me anymore. It's because I party so fucking hard.
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19.4s
This is crazy! Yeah? Yeah, man, right? Look at it. A bit much. I don't think it is a bit much. I think it's right on the money. What is he, Pablo Escobar? Come on, man, this is an awesome street. Channing Tatum lives up there. Oh, for the love of... Will you stop talking about... This is the sexiest street in America. You and Channing Tatum. I think he's attractive.
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15.8s
Jay. Fuck, man. It's not... Textbook twattage. And just for the record, you guys, I'm choosing to leave, you're not kicking me out. You guys had already said that I could come back in and I'm the one who said that I'm not coming back in. Don't be cocky.
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3s
Yo, cut his fucking head off! What's going on?
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2.1s
Your nails are sharp.
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3.4s
No! Stop! No!
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1.1s
Good job.
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22.8s
Mmm! That is so fucking good. The two heroes over here, breaking through the floor. We did break through the floor. Any of you guys would have done the same thing. Oh, man. That fucking hurt. Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't shart again. I think I did. Hey, what year is this? 19... That's a good... That's a good year. Hey, hey. Yo, yo, yo! Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing? What am I doing?
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1.6s
Will history repeat itself?
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7.5s
It's me, Jonah! It's me, Jonah Hill. America's sweetheart. J - bug, J - bone. Your friend. I would never hurt you. Get back!
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1.5s
Yeah, cool. Um...
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1.7s
Take your panties off!
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22.5s
Hermione just stole all of our shit. Little bitty-ass 20-year-old jacked us. And then Jay suggested that we all rape her, and now she's gone. I didn't... I was just... I... I think the only reason why he did that is because Jay knows he's about fucking two minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself. So now, motherfuckers is thirsty.
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19s
This is how you all feel? We talked about it. You guys are gonna vote me off the island? I mean, I made you guys breakfast. Shit, man, you wasted half of our food when you did that. Just thought I was doing something nice for you guys. Just to apologize for my behavior at the party. Party I wasn't even invited to.
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10.9s
What? Is someone down there? It's your fucking stupid cutout from Spider-Man 3. Jesus Christ. No shit! - There it is! - Yes! Yeah! What, did you find it? Yeah!