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# Livin' on fat pockets on flat wit tha gat # Rollin' around a nine deuce Cadillac # Still got my homies to watch my back # And they'll smoke ya ass if you wanna come and chat # Why wallow when you come to roll on? I put the clip # And before I bring ya ass on # Kickin ' dust on your head like I bust # My grip surrounded, I'm about... Fuck, yeah. # When tha shit goes down ya better be ready # When tha shit goes down # When tha shit goes down ya better be ready # When tha shit goes down # When tha shit goes down ya better be ready # Ya better be ready # Franco! Good morning, sunshine. Guys! Guys! Wake up! Danny's alive! He's eating all the fucking food! No! Danny, man, don't.
This Is the End
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"And the skies shall open up, and the light of the Lord shall shine down, "and those of good heart shall be brought into my kingdom of heaven. " That's the Rapture, those are the gigantic beams of blue light. "And there will be a great mountain burning in fire. " I mean, the Hollywood Hills are literally engulfed in flames as we sit here right now. The Hollywood Hills ain't no mountain. It's a hill. Takes about 10 minutes to get across that motherfucker with no traffic. Coldwater. I take Laurel Canyon. Cahuenga. Cahuenga. I usually zip down Barham. Boys, can I just fucking finish? I love Laurel Canyon. "And out of the pit rose a great red dragon having seven heads, "that old serpent called the devil and Satan, "which deceiveth the whole world, "was released onto the earth. "
This Is the End
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I love that dude. He's from Where the Wild Things Are. It's a load of bullshit. It's not bullshit. Want to know something else, Jay? If this is the end of the world, and all the good people died, what you're saying is Seth, me, Jonah, Craig and Danny are a bunch of assholes. I'm straight-up lovable, son. And if this really is the Apocalypse, you're here, too.
This Is the End
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- Earthquakes cause tsunamis. - Yes. Tsunamis cause other tsunamis, disaster. I mean, for all we know, the fucking Lakers could have just won, and that's the reason why all this is happening. Hole in Franco's front yard? Sinkhole. Every single time I turn on the news, sinkhole in South America. Bunch of South Americans getting sucked into the ground. Sinkhole de Mayo. Sinkhole de Mayo. That's why it's named that, because sinkholes happen in the summertime. It's not wildfires. It's not earthquakes. It's not sinkholes. I think I know what it is. Let's hear it.
This Is the End
1m32s
Fuck are you guys doing out here? Here's what I think we should do. She's British, right? She's used to eating shitty food anyway. Let's just give her all the shitty food that we don't want. That's fucked up. Look how tiny she is. She's not even a full seven. She's, like, half a seven. This is a fucking cool thing, man. I, for one, am very excited. I'm a massive Harry Potterfan. What? Yes. I love fucking Harry Potter. I cannot wait till she wakes up and I can ask her all these amazing questions about how they made those motion pictures. Take it easy, Dumbledore. Guys, listen, listen. I think we need to address the elephant in the room. Whoa. Jay, don't talk about Craig like that. That's fucked up. I'm right here, man. Yeah. I'm not calling Craig an elephant. Wow, that's fucking weird. What does that even mean? Yeah, no. That's racist. I wasn't referring to him. I was referring to the issue that's on all of our minds. What? This is one girl in a house with six males. Yeah. Really safe. Ideal scenario. She's like a little sister. I think that she needs... It's important that she feels safe. Yeah. And comfortable. And we should be mindful. Who's making her not feel safe? Well, I'm just saying, we should... We don't want to give off a bad vibe. Vibe? Vibes? I ain't giving no vibes. Yeah, wait, what kind of vibes are you talking about, man? He's talking about us giving off a rapey vibe. Hey! Shh! Whoa! What? Jesus. Jay, what the fuck, man? Chill out, dude. Why you putting that shit in the mix? Yeah. He fucking said it. You're the one saying it. No one here is thinking about raping anyone. Shh! Well, you talking about vibes is the only thing that's rapey going on right now. Dude, nothing was rapey till you brought up the rapey vibes. Fucking one who smelt it dealt it, dawg. True that, dude. One who denies it supplies it. I know, it's farts, I get it. Guys, guys, guys. Jay's not rapey.
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