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Why not? Yeah, why not? I can hear you, by the way. I'm sorry. We just don't know you, man. You could be like, a looter, or a rapist, or a tittie-fucker. Like, I'm sorry. Look, guys, we just boarded up this whole house to keep everyone out, and the first guy comes to the door, we're gonna let him in? I mean, how do we know we can trust this guy? I want to live! Things have gone crazy out here! "Fucking crazy out here!" This guy fucking sucks. What if he's the rapist? Man, even if he is a rapist, he can't rape all of us. Yeah! No! So I'm not... I'm not a rapist! You want to tittie-fuck us? If you want me to tittie-fuck you, I will! So good! You'll love it. Seth, back me up, please. We can't just leave him out there to die. Are you crazy? What do you want to do? I'll do whatever you want to do. Let's vote on it. Yeah, I fucking vote you let me in. Here's my vote. Fuck all of you. I'm letting him in. This is boring.
This Is the End
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Craig doesn't have any pants on. He got fucking wild. Probably danced, sweated all over the place. You got white shit all over your mouth, Franco. You probably sucked somebody's dick. Jonah over here probably watched and jerked off. Jay, I didn't even know you were in town. Good to see you. Danny, we're not on acid. We didn't suck each other's dicks! James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know y'all are tripping. You actually not know what happened last night? Daniel, you may want to stay seated for a second. Some really messed-up stuff happened, and there were a lot of fatalities. Oh, really? You're putting your serious voice on, Jonah? Okay, tell me about these "fatalities. " Dude, Segel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead. Guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss, huh? Jesus, Danny. Michael Cera's dead. What? It's not like that. It's not funny, man. It's really not funny. Seth, that's a better performance than you've given in your last six movies. Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet, huh? Jonah, you're fucking sucking balls. You're an Academy Award nominated person. You need to be fucking selling that shit, dude. "Fatalities. There were some fatalities. "
This Is the End
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# Livin' on fat pockets on flat wit tha gat # Rollin' around a nine deuce Cadillac # Still got my homies to watch my back # And they'll smoke ya ass if you wanna come and chat # Why wallow when you come to roll on? I put the clip # And before I bring ya ass on # Kickin ' dust on your head like I bust # My grip surrounded, I'm about... Fuck, yeah. # When tha shit goes down ya better be ready # When tha shit goes down # When tha shit goes down ya better be ready # When tha shit goes down # When tha shit goes down ya better be ready # Ya better be ready # Franco! Good morning, sunshine. Guys! Guys! Wake up! Danny's alive! He's eating all the fucking food! No! Danny, man, don't.
This Is the End