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You sitting on the beach, it's freezing, you in your drawers, talking about something, everybody's surfing. I think God might have just fucked up, made a mistake, and left us behind by accident. I mean, He's got a lot of shit on His plate. It's not an oversight, it's not a mistake, okay? We got to face facts. We're here, and there's a reason we're all here. Why are you so sure? I've done things, man. I...
This Is the End
20.5s
Nice. Okay, good. Thank you. What is that? That's Terrence Peterson. My monkey flashlight keychain. Monkey flashlight keychain? Mmm-hmm. What's his name? Terrence Peterson. You see it, Seth? No. Where... Are you sure it's even down here? Terry Pete. Uh, not sure. Is there, is there any weird shit down here? Nah, it's where I keep all my stuff from my old movies. Costumes, props.
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18.1s
Jesus. Oh, fuck. You guys okay? I broke my ass in half. Here. Shit, they got through! You guys fucking did it. Oh, my God. Fuck. Did that hurt? Oh, yes, it fucking hurt. I loosened this up for you, I'll have you know. Okay, just shut up. It's fucking dark down here. Hold on, hold on.
This Is the End
25.1s
I hate Jay so fucking much. I think he might be the worst person You ever created. I don't want to judge You, but... What's up? What were You thinking that day? I love Seth, I love being his friend, he's an awesome guy, but it's like Jay is the last connection to his shitty, weird Canadian life.
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32.5s
I don't fucking get it, why does Craig get saved? I mean... Craig sacrificed himself for us, which means that there's still hope. That means we can be redeemed. Yeah. It means that if we're actually nice to each other, we can get sucked up into Heaven, too. That's the deal. All right, I got it, let's just head out to my place in Malibu. Yeah. Just survive long enough until we do enough good things and they accumulate or do enough sacrifices, and we'll all go to Heaven together. That's a great idea, James. Seriously, really, really good idea. Really, you're such a smart guy. Thanks, Seth, you're such a nice guy.
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