All right, guys, let's get rid of him. What? What do you mean? Like, kick him out of the house? His fucking reckless behavior is dragging us all down. I mean, he wasted our water twice. Two times. Two times. Dan is under a lot of pressure. Okay? And he's not handling it as good as the rest of us are. Look at him. He's wearing my fucking tuxedo. He's been eating nonstop. The fucker's gained weight since he got here. The fucker's got to go. Go. The fucker's got to go.
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What lifestyle are you into? Look at him. He's, like, a hipster, right? No, I'm not a hipster, at all. Yeah, yeah, you do seem to hate a lot of things, and the bottom of your pants are awful tight. No, I just... I don't like Los Angeles. It doesn't make me a hipster. I'll bet you hate movies that are universally loved. I don't even... You like Forrest Gump? No, no, it's a horrendous piece of shit. "Life is like a box of chocolates," no? Yeah, no, I'm familiar with it.
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That's not cool. Don't touch my butt, bitch. Michael, that's not cool. Would you shut the fuck up, Jason! We're playing a game, man.
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A knife! Somebody throw me a knife! I'll get it.
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Yeah.
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Jonah Hill?
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Huh. Side by side. A team. Holy shit.
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See that? I fucking slide right in that shit. I do whatever I want. This is my gimp. Channing, introduce yourself.
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Always have. Ever since I was a baby. I wouldn't just suck on my mama's titties. I would fucking bang 'em and motorboat 'em.
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# La-da-da-da-dah # It's the motherfucking D - O-double-G # Snoop Dogg! # La-da-da-da-dahh # You know I'm mobbin' with the D.R.E. # Water.
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Is that true?
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"You never know what you're gonna get. "
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From Moneyball.
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I'm not going. What? I'm not going. I'm bowing out. I'm declining to go. What? Let me break it down for you.
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Bleeding?
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Jonah, you okay? Yeah.
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...and the first eyeball was an accident, but then I was, like, fuck it, and I went for the second one. It was fucked up. But you know what? That shit happens. I'm saying, that's... I think that's why I'm here. I got to admit something. I, uh...
