If pot's legalized, my business will suffer. And if my business suffers, I suffer. So much suffering. All 'cause of that inbred hemp seed, Woody Harrelson. I have to do what's right. Weed is for the people. It's the people's weed.
This Is the End
21.6s
I love that dude. He's from Where the Wild Things Are. It's a load of bullshit. It's not bullshit. Want to know something else, Jay? If this is the end of the world, and all the good people died, what you're saying is Seth, me, Jonah, Craig and Danny are a bunch of assholes. I'm straight-up lovable, son. And if this really is the Apocalypse, you're here, too.
This Is the End
12.9s
Go fish. Put it back inside of here. Do you know what it is? Yeah. Now you ask me for something that you need. First bit. You're not cutting it all? That's smart. You're divvying it up first.
This Is the End
1.5s
Look out! Shit!
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1.5s
Doesn't feel too good, does it?
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6.2s
All I know is I'm scared as hell, and I just want to get back to our friends. Yeah, but they're not my friends.
This Is the End
10.7s
I'm serious, boys. It's all in here, in the Book of Revelations. You took my Bible? Well, just hear me out, and you tell me that what I'm describing isn't what's going on right now.
This Is the End
1.7s
Fuck that dude.
This Is the End
5.9s
Wait a second. I know what happened. You guys dropped acid, didn't you? Mmm-hmm.
This Is the End
3.5s
So, that means you're just as shitty as the rest of us.
This Is the End
1.4s
Shit.
This Is the End
3.1s
Let's get that money. Let's do it.
This Is the End
4.5s
This is like, Fruyere or some shit. That's me. Come on, Danny! You licked your finger. Come on, man.
This Is the End
1.5s
What is that?
This Is the End
1.8s
There's a lookout!
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8.1s
What up? What's going on? Hey, Danny. What's up, man? Not much. What are you doing? What is this? Oh, it's just a video confessional.
This Is the End
5.3s
Where's the thing that killed the guy? I don't know. How'd his head fall off? And where's the rest of him?
This Is the End
4.7s
'Cause we're a team. Okay. Freaks forever, brother.
