Seth Rogen, you are just the best people. Come on, I know you don't love it in LA, so I figure I'll make it... You know, I'll lube up your entry a little bit. It eases the transition. Yeah, right? This is the much-needed foreplay. You know what else I got? Yo, this... A 3-D television. No, you didn't... I got a 3-D TV. Are you serious?
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I'm a well-known homosexual advocate. # Backstreet's back, all right # Hey, hey, yeah, well # Everybody Rock your body # Everybody # Everybody # Rock your body right # Rock your body # Everybody! # Backstreet's back... # Oh, my eyes feel like they're melting. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need a break.
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Look at it, man. Oh, my... Are you serious? It's all of your favorite things. Starburst and Airheads on a... Yeah. And it says "Jay. " In joints. In joints. It says "Jay" in jays.
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Awesome. Wow! Thank you. Thank you. There you go. Cool. Thanks a lot, eh? Thanks a lot. Okay, man.
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We're going back to Franco's. Why?
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Like an angel. What about the host of the party? # I ain't got no panties on # He ain't got no panties, everybody! # We ain't got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # Ain't nobody got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # Ain't no party like a no-panty party # 'Cause a no-panty party don't stop # Fuck those panties # Fuck those... # Fuck those panties # Fuck those panties # What's not kid-friendly? There's a lot of sharp edges. Concrete, sharp edges. He's gonna bust his head open on one of those things. A kid could fall off this fucking railing right here. That's why you have the railing, so they don't fall. Hey. Sorry. I want to have kids one day. Hey, Jay. Oh, hey, hi, Jonah. Is there any place around here I can buy a pack of cigarettes? Yeah. There's a place like, it's like, four blocks away, maybe.
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No, okay, ask Seth. He was... You were there. Tell them. Seth, what the fuck's he talking about?
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You want to come with me? Give me this much time. That much joint time.
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The fuck, Seth? I don't know what's happening!
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Who wants a sip? Sip time.
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Painted them myself.
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Why don't we do a sequel to Pineapple Express? I would love to do a sequel to Pineapple. Do you have any ideas, or... I do have an idea. What? It's that Red, Danny, has become, like, the drug lord, you know, since we killed the other one, and he wants to assassinate Woody Harrelson, 'cause he's gonna give a speech that makes all of weed legal, effectively rendering drug lords out of business. Awesome. Yeah, it's fucking awesome, but we don't have... We don't know how it should end yet. I... I know. Danny's trying to kill us. Yeah. And I sacrifice myself for you. And he kills me, and I die for you.
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No! Jay, I can't hold on much longer. You have to reach out and grab me. You hear? Okay, uh, you take my hand, and I will swing you up. Are you sure? I'm gonna give you my whole weight. I'm gonna reach for you, all right? Yeah, yeah. Are you sure you can do that? I can grab you on three. One, two, three.
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All right, buddy. Now I'm gonna, I'm gonna swing across. I got you, buddy. You're gonna hold my weight, all of it. Okay, come on. You can hold on to my full weight? I can do it. I don't want to die. Okay. One, two... Two, three.
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You're Jay, right? Yeah. Seth's boy? Yeah. How you doing, man? Good to see you. Good. Likewise, likewise. I'm Craig, man. This is Emma. Hi. Hi, there.