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♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun- dun-dun, dun-dun ♪ Nope. Anyone else? What if we show a porno instead of the news? Freddie? No. Absolutely not. I know. What if we get one of those wildlife handlers? We have him bring in, oh, big game cats. You know, wild, dangerous tigers and lions and leopards and the such. We let them loose inside the studio with about a dozen chickens. We play rock music. And we just call it Let Her Rip. I'd watch that. I'd watch that. Let Her Rip? You're describing the end of civilization. That's not news! If that's the end of times, I'm... I got a front-row seat with a big tub of buttered popcorn and a greasy half-live chicken leg. Okay, so obviously this is a waste of time. I'm done. Freddie! Come on! We're just brainstorming here. We're trying to figure out how to make the news less boring, and you act like we peed in your milkshake. The news is supposed to be boring, Ron! This is serious stuff. You're the one that made this stupid bet! I just don't know why we have to tell the people what they need to hear. Why can't we just tell them what they want to hear?
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Linda, I don't understand what you are doing with him. Oh, you know what I'm comin' at you with, you big black mother of Linda. Mix it up in a pot! Makin' it spicy! Oh, my Lord. Hey. In the back, cooking up chitlins. Big ol' titties. Big ol' titties. Excuse me? - That's my mama, man. - Hey. Wave your hands in the air. Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care. Please, don't do this. Now, which one of you pipe-hittin' bitches can pass me the mashed potatoes? Oh, I don't think that dinner could've gone any better. Are you nuts? No, I'm not! I had a wonderful evening!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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My golden goose. All right, baby. So I'm just gonna be giving you the details. Five, four, three, two... Good evening, America. After some time off, it's good to be back with you. I'm Ron Burgundy. We have a story tonight involving an affair, a cut-off penis, a TV star and a car chase. And throw it to the feed.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues