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What about Gary? We split up two weeks ago. He was too emotionally stable. It was so annoying! And so, just like the passing of the seasons, it came time for Doby to return to the deep waters he was meant to call home. I hear his tail splashing! He's actually swimming away! Is he looking back for us over his shoulder? Sharks don't have shoulders, Ron. No, he just swam away, and he's instantly looking for fish to eat.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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We're pulling that story, Brian. What? Why? I worked hard on that story. It was my call, all right, Brian? Just let it go. It's synergy. What does that mean? Take it easy, Ron. We got further than anybody thought we would. We'll get 'em next time. You take it easy! I'm not in this to finish second! I think Champ is just saying... I know what he was trying to say, Brian, okay? And it doesn't surprise me that you guys don't care. Let's face it, I'm the one who gets the ratings.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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It wouldn't be a battle without Jill Janson. And Wendy Van Peele from Entertainment News. Entertainment news is an abomination! Who are you wearing today? Oh, look, it's your own blood! Today's celebrity birthdays... None. Today's celebrity deaths... All you dick-licks.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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What about the French-speaking Quebec News? The real voice of Canada! Give it a rest, eh? Give me a break! They can't have news. Nothing happens in Canada! We're gonna mop the floor with you! We're gonna put the boots to you! Sorry. Sorry. We're gonna gouge your eyes out! And kick your head in! Sorry! I like your ginger ale!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues