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There's something new on the New York social scene. It's fun, relatively benign and costs about as much as a soda pop at the local drugstore. Here's Brian Fantana on why everyone who is someone is lighting up to smoke crack. Now, Brian, I understand we have some crack and we're going to smoke it right here in the studio. What is that? Did you know they were gonna have that? No. Now, what you're gonna do is, you're gonna put your rock in the pipe. Is that where the phrase "Put it in your pipe and smoke it" comes from? I don't care. I love it when you do cooking segments.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Brian, any idea what you might do next? Gonna head back to L.A. I got a good group of buddies out there. O.J. Simpson. Phil Spector. Robert Blake. Sounds like a fun crew. We go out cruising chicks. Call ourselves the "Ladykillers." I love that name. You should get it on the back of matching jackets. That's not a bad idea.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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I think our boss just raped me. What? I don't know what happened. All a bit of a blur. There was hands and hair, and breath, and lips. There might have been other people, I don't know. Sounds like she wants you. Hey, man. Women have been all over me since we got crazy famous. Not to brag or anything, but I just gave Florence Henderson crabs. That is in no way a brag, Brian. That's horrible. Hey, it's just doing something beautiful, that two people do. Except one of them has microscopic dust mites - all over his penis and testicles. - I'm just saying, the mom of The Brady Bunch had a fun time with you, and then woke up the next day and realized she had crabs. I gave her a whole Brady Bunch of crabs. Sounds to me like it's her fault for being a randy gal. I have a date! Brick has a date? Good for Brick! What's a date? A date is simply when two people get together, do something social, have a few drinks, yadda-yadda-yadda... Take their shirts off...
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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That one is ultra-ribbed. It's like you're wearing an armadillo shell on your privates. It takes two hours to get on. It's hooded. She'll never see you coming. Oh, oh. Wait, wait, wait. You thinking what I'm thinking? "Lou Dobin's Good Time Weiner Pouch." That's a good one. Dobin. Just a drifter who loves to watch people have sex. They're made of denim, so they look better after each washing. Talk about a great ride. I think I have it.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues