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All right, first, you threw up in the shark tank. Then you fed the seals a chicken gyro? And now this? You're fired, you washed-up drunk! Guess what, Trevor? Every morning I get here a half hour early and I sexually assault a starfish!

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I'm going the way of the ancient samurai who, when dishonored, would hang themselves from a fluorescent light.

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I only smoked crack that one time.

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Baxter!

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Yeah. Oh, I like what's happening! Oh, that's it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you little fuzzball, that's... Oh!

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San Diago. Looks like we begin our search right here at home. Last I heard, Champ Kind was fired for being drunk on the air and saying, "The only Olympic sport Filipinos are good at "is eating cats and dogs."

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I tried to hang myself? Because my life's a mess?

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All right.

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Jan-Michael Vincent?

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All right. This... Okay. Here we go. Get up. There we go.

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The only problem is...

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What the hell happened? Um... Um...

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Great. So I know that all of you are aware that the news community is laughing at what we're trying to do here at 24-hour news. But that is why they brought me in. She's the best! You see, gentlemen, I don't lose. Listen, I feel like I need to clear the air. Oh, please don't. I want to say, on behalf of the entire news team, we are huge supporters of all African and Americans. Veronica got so tan! I remember the first African and American I ever saw. It's African-American. Are you sure? Yeah. Absolutely 100% positive? It isn't like... Ron... Fish and chips? Hey, we're all the same on the inside, stinky and pink. When I was in high school, me and my buddies used to sneak in the girls' locker room. We'd peek at the girls in the shower, and I'd look at all of them, no matter what color they were. So... Jesus, this is the worst meeting I've ever been in. A black man follows me everywhere when it's sunny. Actually, I think that's your shadow, Brick. I call him Leon. And if it's a cloudy day, what happens to Leon? He goes home. It's your shadow. He's talking about his shadow. Shut your damn mouths! Sit down!

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You better get him a balloon. Is this for real, Freddie? Linda, I'm sorry. No, it's okay! It's okay. So you have a black boss, and it's freaking you out. Is it freaking you out? A little bit, to be honest. You freaked out? Is it freaking you out? Oh, she's got a knife! I don't give a shit! We're not all here to hold hands and sing Kumbaya. Black. So as long as you guys get numbers, we are gonna get along just fine. Now, if you don't, I am gonna be icy. And unpleasant, you dig? I dig. We all dig. I like to dig. One time I went digging for treasure and I found a half a body.

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Get out of my office! I'm telling you, you can't give an inch in those situations, and I think we held our ground pretty firmly. Guys. Guys, we got you an apartment on the Upper East Side and a whole new wardrobe. That's wonderful! When do we begin our broadcast? Well, the big launch is tomorrow at 12:00 noon. Okay. You guys are slotted for the 2:00 a.m. to 5:00 a.m. slot. What? That's the graveyard shift! "I ain't afraid of no ghost." Oh, come on, it's going to be great. Let's get your keys. Come on!

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Black. If I don't say it, I'll pass out. Stop saying it! Uh, Donna, can you please get me a cup of coffee? Right away, Ms. Jackson. Thank you. Please be seated. Everyone. Sure. Please be seated.

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What's he doing? I think you scared him. You can't shout at Brick. Is he all right? Can you sing him a soothing siren song? Just a high melodic...

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Black. The word "black." Hello, Mr. Burgundy. Black. Stop. Black. Stop saying "black."

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