I'm not good enough. Here. This is your first week's salary.
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If you can't handle it, you leave the room.
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Is... Is this chicken? Oh, hell, no. It's really impossible to turn a profit if you serve real chicken. Yeah. We use mainly bats. What? Yeah. But the good quality kind. That's the most horrible thing I've ever heard. Yeah? You got to do what you got to do, right? So what you got to do is serve fried bats? Yep. Do you know what they call bats? Bats. "Chicken of the cave." No one calls them "chicken of the cave." Who's "they," by the way? There's a guy I met named Paco, sells bikers speed at the pier. So that guy calls them "chicken of the cave." Yeah.
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I'll take back my son, restore my reputation, and make everything right with Veronica. But more importantly, I'm going to do what God put Ron Burgundy on this Earth to do. Have salon-quality hair and read the news.
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Ron... You've made my day. I've got the best damn news team in the world. Your call. I just have to find them.
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Yeah, that's it, play for me. Just play around. Roll around and lift those legs up. Mmm!
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Thank you. Thank you, Ron. Sometimes I try to kiss 'em.
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I'll take the job. And I swear I'll be number one again.
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Listen, can I ask you a question? Sure. Anything.
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I got it. It's not getting any better than that.
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What do you say, Ron?
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Okay. All right. All right. You get back here! Oh! Don't be weird! So, anyway, Harken sat me down, he said, "Champ, you're a dangerous alcoholic, a racist, "and I don't think you know a lick about sports." And I said, "Ed, you dirty Polack, "it's 10:00 in the morning. "Let's go have some drinks and go to a baseball game "where the Mexicans hit some touchdowns." Then he fires me! Fortunately, on the way out the door, I fake a work injury. With the settlement, I bought this place. Well, I'm glad to see you landed on your feet, Champ.
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Was that a bat? Chicken of the cave. What brings you here, Ron? My friend, we've got a job. In New York City. Whammy! I'm in! You've got yourself a sportscaster. Oh, great. Denny!
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Do you remember our Easter trip to San Francisco? We got so drunk, we put Brick in a refrigerator box and threw him off the Golden Gate Bridge.
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Oh, Lord, I was in a six-month coma. And they say from the neurological damage, there's no way I live past 55!
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It was a baby tree! Brick, how could we remember? It's your dream. I don't know. It's all the same thing.
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It's an interesting dream, but we're telling stories involving the entire news team from the past.
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Or how about the time when I was born and I came out of the vagina?