I'm-a call Michael Jackson. I got a video idea. All right, everyone, listen up!
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We're about to make network news history. Veronica. Yes? You're going to be the first female full-time network news anchor. Oh, my goodness! Oh! I knew it. And you, Mr. Burgundy... I'm going to be the first lactose intolerant anchor. Mr. Burgundy. Yes? You're fired. Come again? Fired.
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Hello, and welcome to the 3:10 Dolphin Show at SeaWorld. Sponsored by British Petroleum. B.P. Oil, nature's best friend. And now, here's your host, Ron Burgundy. Good afternoon, everyone. And welcome to world-famous SeaWorld, here in San Diago, California. Here's a fun fact, dolphins aren't fish. They're mammals.
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You don't yell at Brick. Are you still smoking crack?
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Ron, be careful! It's okay! Walter, what is it? It's some kind of fish!
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All right.
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Jan-Michael Vincent?
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All right. This... Okay. Here we go. Get up. There we go.
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The only problem is...
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What the hell happened? Um... Um...
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Oh!
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Hmm. I just have to say, this is super creepy and unorthodox.
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It's too late, Baxter.
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You guys think... I don't know how to use a computer. Hey, fellas. I just saw Jack Lime out there. He's a goddamn iceman.
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We did it, my onyx hellion.
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All right, first, you threw up in the shark tank. Then you fed the seals a chicken gyro? And now this? You're fired, you washed-up drunk! Guess what, Trevor? Every morning I get here a half hour early and I sexually assault a starfish!
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I'm going the way of the ancient samurai who, when dishonored, would hang themselves from a fluorescent light.