Po' Boy Condom. It's a terrific condom. Although it does burn a bit because it's covered in Cajun spices. It'll put a blister on your po' boy. Brian, what's the nickname for your penis whenever you wear a Po' Boy? Fat Tuesday. Wait a minute. I've got it.
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I'm not a chicken at all. I'm going to make that mustache of yours all bloody.
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Thank you. So that's it, huh? You're sorry? You know what, Burgundy? Apologies are like assholes. Everyone's got one and everyone's got a shoebox full of Polaroids of them under the bed.
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So your mom thought we should get together, spend a little time.
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Baxter found something on the beach!
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Go get 'em, Jack! Go get 'em! Thank you. And good luck to Ron Burgundy, too.
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Wait! Come back!
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Damn straight! Made him happy. And we should do stories on patriots. Cute, funny little animals, huh? Or diets. Why blondes have more fun. And serious investigative pieces, about how much ejaculate is on hotel duvets. And only the best sports highlights. Home runs, slam dunks, touchdowns and no soccer. I like the wind! Brick's right. People love hurricanes. Tornadoes, earthquakes, floods, we'll throw Brick right in the middle of it. You'd do that?
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Ron yelled at me. You're damn right I yelled at you!
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Dad. Huh? Sometimes I hear sounds at night and I get scared. I think there's a ghost in my closet. Now, you listen to me, son. There is no such thing as ghosts. Case closed. So what's real that's scary? You really want to know the one thing you should be afraid of? Yes, I really do.
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It's an interesting dream, but we're telling stories involving the entire news team from the past.
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Or how about the time when I was born and I came out of the vagina?
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I'll take the job. And I swear I'll be number one again.
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The Big Apple. Ron Burgundy is back. Why do they call it the Big Apple, Ron? Because New York has an apple tree on every street.
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Ron, I can't... I can't stop laughing, Ron! Put a pencil in his mouth. It's okay.