Taxi! Taxi! Damn it! It's so hard for a proud Mexican to get a taxi in this city!
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A shitheel is a real fun term that you should call Gary every time you see him. When he wakes you up for breakfast, say, "Good morning, shitheel." He'll probably give you $5 or some candy. Does that sound good? Yeah. You're a shitheel, Dad. Good. You should just call Gary that. 'Cause it makes him really happy. It makes me sort of happy, but it makes him really happy.
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And we are clear! Yes!
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Come back!
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Your baby.
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Sorry.
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I've only kissed people in my dreams. So, I've only kissed a tiny dragon and a woman with her hair on fire. I don't have a lot of experience with kissing, but I do know one thing... Always get your teeth involved. I think I'm ready to maybe try that kiss thing now.
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What about Gary? We split up two weeks ago. He was too emotionally stable. It was so annoying! And so, just like the passing of the seasons, it came time for Doby to return to the deep waters he was meant to call home. I hear his tail splashing! He's actually swimming away! Is he looking back for us over his shoulder? Sharks don't have shoulders, Ron. No, he just swam away, and he's instantly looking for fish to eat.
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Oh, my goodness! That's the most badass thing I have ever heard.
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We're pulling that story, Brian. What? Why? I worked hard on that story. It was my call, all right, Brian? Just let it go. It's synergy. What does that mean? Take it easy, Ron. We got further than anybody thought we would. We'll get 'em next time. You take it easy! I'm not in this to finish second! I think Champ is just saying... I know what he was trying to say, Brian, okay? And it doesn't surprise me that you guys don't care. Let's face it, I'm the one who gets the ratings.
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And after I received my Masters in Journalism from Columbia, I got a job with the London bureau for ABC News. Wow, London. You're so impressive, and I've... I've only been out of the United States twice. A handful of times in Mexico, and then the second time I left the country, we went to Salem, Oregon. Mr. Burgundy, are you nervous? God, yes. Did I scare you by coming on so strong?
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It's a gun from the future. No fair! He's got a gun from the future! Where did you get it from?
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It's sexual and yet frightening. It's an odd mixture.
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Yeah. Come on! Do it! Mmm. Aw. Don't cry.
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I've been watching you. You have?
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Oh, wow, he was having some fun.
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Bugger me with a didgeridoo. We knew we'd struggle to start, but these ratings are lower than I'd even imagined. Thank God for the 2:00 a.m. spike. It really saved our whole launch. Spike? What are you talking about?