There it is. Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms. Oh, Brian, I know. How about The Hooded Guest? I like the cut of your jib.
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- Oh, it's okay. - No, it's a fun thing. It's fun. It's all right. Look. Don't worry, Brick, we got your back, okay? First things first, we need to get you a little protection.
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My dad was kicking you in the head! I thought it was like being jumped into a gang. Only with dinner guests! You called my family "pipe-hittin' bitches!" I hate to pin it on you, but you did invite me to dinner.
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It was my hand. So... We're going to do this, aren't we? We most definitely are gonna do this. I feel a little awkward, because I'm... I'm about to have sex with a black lady! I'm sorry! I'm sorry. That's not the way I like to handle my business. When I get nervous, I sometimes lose control of the volume of my voice.
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We're on in 20, Ron. 20. All right.
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Ron and his news team simply thought they were making the news more fun. Little did they know they were changing the course of broadcast history forever. Hello, America. It's 2:00 a.m. Eastern time. I'm Ron Burgundy, and tonight's top story is America. She's the greatest country in the world. Heck, the history of the world! You're damn right!
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Oh! Guess what? I slept with a black woman. What? Nothing. Dad, do you like Spider-Man? Nope. Don't care for him. Never have. Don't like the mask, the costume, the get-up, the webs. He comes off like a real dickhead. Real poser. What's a poser? A poser is Gary. That's what a poser is. By the way, how is that shitheel? What's a shitheel?
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And go... Switch. And for our eighth and final animal story of the night, it looks like residents of North Yulk, Montana, have found the cutest little patriot on God's green earth.
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This fame was a rocket ship. A rocket ship that had free drinks and topless stewardesses. That'll do it for all of us here at GNN. Thank God for the events, thank me for the news. I'm Jack...
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You saved my life. She was trying to set me on fire. I didn't ask for these powers. I was given them.
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They're going to love you.
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Dad. Huh? Sometimes I hear sounds at night and I get scared. I think there's a ghost in my closet. Now, you listen to me, son. There is no such thing as ghosts. Case closed. So what's real that's scary? You really want to know the one thing you should be afraid of? Yes, I really do.
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Dorothy Mantooth was a hard-working single woman who raised seven children on her own and she remained sexually active till the day she died. She brought pole dancing into the mainstream.
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You seem a little quiet, I must say. Just so you know, I'm absolutely fine with going to this family dinner.
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Hey. You did a great job. Thanks, Gary. I don't think your dad's coming. I'm sorry, honey, but I think we need to go.