It wouldn't be a battle without Jill Janson. And Wendy Van Peele from Entertainment News. Entertainment news is an abomination! Who are you wearing today? Oh, look, it's your own blood! Today's celebrity birthdays... None. Today's celebrity deaths... All you dick-licks.
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Here's a headline for you. "Moronic Yank Wankerman "Gets a Bloody Good Hiding From News Reader "From a Superior Country." For we are the BBC News Service.
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Wait a minute. Is that the ghost of Stonewall Jackson with you? Yes, it is. And the mighty Minotaur.
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You out for a jog? Jack Lime!
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One more for old times' sake.
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Well, hello, Ron.
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This will be over fast.
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It was a living hell!
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When I'm done with you, my mom's going to pick me up and take me home. Wait!
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It's the ghost of Stonewall Jackson! Everyone, it's the ghost of Stonewall Jackson!
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Release your soul to me.
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My news team. Thank God!
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Maybe not so fast!
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Sorry!
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And as usual, no touching of the hair and face. Come on. What do we look like, rookies? Sorry. When El Trousias, maiden of the clouds, blows the battle horn, let the battle begin! I am El Trousias!
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Well, ain't that cute? But you're outnumbered three-to-one. Why don't you go back to your mama? Don't you use my mom's name in vain.
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I'm so horny right now. Some will be disfigured. In some cases, lasting friendships will be made.
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With the things I've done in my life, oh, I know I'm going to burn in hell.